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Bet I'm not the only one....
Who eats peanut butter by the spoonful right out of the jar, and double dips or who shoots pressurized whipped cream by the mouthful or drinks straight out of the milk carton when my wife isn't looking or blames the dog for nasty odors.
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"MeToo" wow, we should start our own movement.....we'll call it the real MeToo movement.
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03-16-2018, 09:09 AM
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I don't have a dog.
I blame the cats.
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03-16-2018, 09:09 AM
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If I'm going to eat peanut butter, I won't bother with a spoon.
I do like taking raisins and dipping them through the peanut butter. Peanut butter is a great way to quickly get caloric intake, not so great for lazy southerners to eat in large amounts. Good food item for your location though. |
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03-16-2018, 09:09 AM
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Well.....
I have in the past had a spoonful of peanut butter, but I can't remember the last time I did, it has been a while. I have never had a mouthful of whipped cream since we don't have any in the house, and I have never bought any. I may have had milk from the carton as a kid. As an adult I am slight lactose intolerant and I have not had a drink of milk in well over 40 years. I might double dip with my wife, but never in a social situation. I don't try to blame smells on the dogs. They are both little 15 pound dachshunds.
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03-16-2018, 09:16 AM
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03-16-2018, 09:25 AM
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Hey, the funny smells are something to be proud of. I don't try to shift blame there. When I was in the recovery room after my last colonoscopy the doctor explained they pump gas up the ol rear end and he said until I fart several time he would not let me leave. And he said to continue to fart. He did NOT put a time limit on that so years later I am just following doctors orders!
I don't care that much for peanut butter. I never think about it. My wife has a stash of chocolate. I might eat a piece or two in a three months. I am a banana-a-holic. I eat three a day on average, also an apple, orange and grapes.
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03-16-2018, 09:31 AM
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I am a banana-a-holic. I eat three a day on average, also an apple, orange and grapes.[/QUOTE]
Well, there's your problem right there, too much healthy food. Put pressurized whipped cream on your grocery list. We may not be too late! |
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03-16-2018, 10:13 AM
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I've got better uses for cool whip. And bananas.
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03-16-2018, 10:52 AM
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My dog likes a slab spread on his palate. Keeps him busy for a while. Haven't tried the cool whip on him, yet.
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03-16-2018, 11:17 AM
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Try as I might, I'm unable to eek the nitrous outta the can but HEB Texas wildflower honey is the bomb...that, and speculoos cookie butter..copious spoonfuls
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03-16-2018, 11:21 AM
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In our family that's called a "peanut butter popsicle"
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03-16-2018, 11:26 AM
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Single living by myself so guilt/blame issues.
My Golden can raise quite a stink after eating rib bones. When still living at home and had my first golden was looking for Mom. Opened the garage door and the Golden, Penny ran out into the garage. Mom was bent over scooping the cat littler box. Just as Penny got behind her Mom let a loud one go. Don't think she heard me open the door. Penny barked at her then ran back in the house. Total crack up. Tried and tried to no avail after that to train Penny to bark a whomever farted just so she wouldn't get blamed. Would be hilarious though. Again being single grazing from fridge and cabinets is the norm. Like peanut butter right out of the jar and chase it with redi-whip or milk either one. Also like to take bananas put on some peanut butter, drizzle with chocolate syrup, THEN chase it with redi-whip, all the major food groups! Dog likes me to put peanut butter on a cracker and stick it to the roof of her mouth. Keeps her busy longer than most chew bones. Funny, I guy 100% all natural, nothing in it except peanuts peanut butter. Golden turns her nose up at it and won't eat it. Get a brand of regular peanut butter with sugar listed on the label and she loves it. I think the natural stuff tastes more peanutty.
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03-16-2018, 12:22 PM
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Guilty as charged...
A spoonful of the All natural PB (the kind with the oil you have to stir in) tastes just like a handful of fresh roasted peanuts without the hassle of a shell. Drink milk right out of the carton? is their any other way? but always do the sniff test or you test your gag reflex !! Whipped cream out of the can? sure wife gets PO'd when I double dip however...
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03-16-2018, 02:02 PM
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William Hurt did it in "Body Heat" so it should be OK
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03-16-2018, 02:28 PM
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NOT double dipping is not using the proper amount of chip to salsa ratio. Besides, Mythbusters showed that double dipping did not spread anything unless you actually licked the chip before dipping in the first place.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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I sort of make my own peanut butter. Take fresh ground from the store and mix half and half with Jif natural crunchy but also add in a ton of honey. A lot of honey. It's fantastic. Good on toast with coffee too.
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