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Any woman that takes her clothes off for a living that has to claim that she screwed an old fat dude once to get attention can't be putting on much of a show.

I understand if you say hello, the blackmail threats start in about 10 years...unless you can somehow prove that she did not sleep with you. Make sure that you friend is young enough to outlive you in case you need a witness to swear you were never alone with her (and it wasn't a threesome).

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Old 05-02-2018, 12:31 PM
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Fred this is the last place I would ask for advice re Stormy Daniels. Your wife has spoken. To proceed would be like Vash jumping a rattler with a mountain bike. Like vash says poof gone!

Every decision has consequences(who said that?).
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Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.
done deal. close the thread.
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done deal. close the thread.
LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.
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Your wife has spoken.
The end. Not worth the risk to only observe a skank hoe. Albeit a professional. Hotter than all our wives/ ex wives if you can deal with fifty hundred loads from strange guys taken wherever.

Browns coulda picked Saquon Barkley.

Giants got him 2nd pick.
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Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.
It's a little intriguing.
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So maybe I should have worded it to her differently ?
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LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

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hahahha..oddly it does.

i havent been to a place in decades. waste of wood.
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LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.
The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw
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Seen her online.

You should pass on this opportunity.
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Old Italian parts driver still has partial ownership of the strip joint where she is appearing tonight . He says he's going, If I want to go, I can walk right in the back door with him, no cover . He always offers up his beach house, and other stuff. He has taken other guys that he works with to Mexico, and Spain, and Puerto Rico. I don't think he is bsn me .
I never enjoyed strippers . It always felt "greasy "
Guys like this who are so eager to share their slightly seamy goodies are good people to stay away from. Somehow taking anything from them leads to getting too close to them which leads to bad things. Sounds like Italian Parts Driver would be a fun guy to chat with and listen to stories from but not someone to share so much as a match with.
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If you must satisfy your curiosity, stay home and watch her on pornhub...


(did I say that out loud)
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Of course you should go, what could possibly go wrong and after all she's soon to be an American hero.
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LOL...doesn't that make you want to do it twice as bad?

Methinks that strippers are overrated...especially old, fat ones. Having to go watch them reeks of desperation.
I get it, the opportunity to go see a semi famous porn star, but I'm with fs, I have no desire to go see and old porn star at a strip club.
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So maybe I should have worded it to her differently ?
But honey it is a social experiment!

I had to get halfway down the first page before I realized who you were talking about.

I'm at work so no way I'm googling that name!

And I have no desire to go to any strip club... my friends that do know a Hooters is about as racy as I get.
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I used to go to a convention every February. It became a tradition for some friends and I to go to a titty bar on Friday night. It went on for 15 years or so. Walking on the seamy side now and then helps give you perspective on life. You should go, and take your wife with you.
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Well, I'd say given your wife's response at this point no.

That said;

I don't see the appeal to clubs

I don't see the appeal to strippers

I don't see the appeal to Stormy Daniels

If I'm going to go to a crowded place to watch a woman she better be able to sing.
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You should go, and take your wife with you.
Perfect.
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I can't imagine what world this would be an appealing offer in. First off, she's not going to strip. It's a personal appearance from a porn actress w all of her clothes on. Even if she was somehow, by some miracle attractive, (she's not really), what would be the appeal of being some schmuck at her personal appearance?

I just don't get it.

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