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Children
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Looking forward to hearing the back story on this one.......

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Old 05-18-2018, 03:12 PM
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You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie
But what about yoga pants?
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You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie
Animals lie. Example: angler fish. We all know all fishermen lie
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You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

Animals don't lie
100% agree.
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This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.
Old 05-18-2018, 04:58 PM
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This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.
First tabs expresses his disappointment with us because some of us enjoyed watching cars race around a track pulling boats on trailers, now, motion is miffed because no pictures of yoga-pants-wearing drunk children showed up on a thread he started.

Well, I'm disillusioned that Eric didn't chamber a round into the mossberg and bring down the drone.

So, basically, PPOT has brought nothing but sorrow for some of us lately.

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This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.
With that title you were asking for pics of yoga pants you would surely regret seeing.
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Animals don't lie
They just frequently change their mind after you've opened the door for the third time.
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Reasearch study on chimp behavior who were taught sign language. Two chimps in adjacent cages sharing common bars. Chimp 1 was instructed twice to not eat the banana put on the floor just out of reach of chimp 2. Five minutes later the researcher returned to find the banana eaten with the peal in chimp 1s cage. The researcher signed, Who ate the banana? Chimp 1 signed back with no hesitation Chimp 2.

Sorry, animals not only lie, they can blame others.

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