Things that don’t lie

[Superman]

Originally Posted by motion

This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.

C'mon guys. Motion is very clear here.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by vash

Animals lie.

But is the animal lying if it doesn't know what lying is? For instance when I get home from work and they are begging for food even though my wife just fed them. If they believe they are hungry are they lying?

When the kill a mouse or bird but don't eat it are they murderers or just acting out their ancient instincts?

When they crawl up on your chest are they showing you affection or trying to smother you?

Tune in next week for the answers to these and more intriguing questions.

[black73]

Originally Posted by motion

This was supposed to be a thread of yoga pants pics. I’m disappointed in you guys.

Well why didn't you just say so?

[Crowbob]

I thought the thread was about sleeping dogs, somehow.

That's how dumb I am.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by Crowbob

I thought the thread was about sleeping dogs, somehow.

That's how dumb I am.

He would have spelled it lye.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Paul K

I’ve heard folks say ‘God never lies’. BS. I’ve seen folks devote their lives to him, and still get massively $hit upon. ‘God has a plan for me & will protect me’. Nope..

Maybe if you learned to read and follow the forum rules, God might be a little nicer to you.
Or maybe you are just not worthy........ who knows.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Maybe if you learned to read and follow the forum rules, God might be a little nicer to you.
Or maybe you are just not worthy........ who knows.

I didn't want to take this to PARF but... I'm guessing what Paul is referring to is the televangelist who promise health and wealth if you give them big donations.

The bible says nothing of the sort... in fact there is a whole book of the bible dedicated to the suffering of a holy man... Job.

Also in the Bible:

"You shall have trial and tribulations"
"The world hated me so they will hate you also"

And so on...

Televangelist are shysters ripping people off and know very little about God or the Bible.

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by Yorkie

You must not have kids - they lie. Drunks? All the time. Tall tales and pick up lines.

This times 100.

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by Paul K

I’ve heard folks say ‘God never lies’. BS. I’ve seen folks devote their lives to him, and still get massively $hit upon. ‘God has a plan for me & will protect me’. Nope.

Now isn't that special. Let's just pull a rant against God out of nowhere instead of spewing your bile on PARF.

[JavaBrewer]

Mirrors don't lie.

I am a 501 jean and white t kinda guy. A special kind of girl that can pull that off. Stretch pants don't work for me regardless how fit the female is. Trying too hard. Sorry Richard...bet your wife looks great in 501's

[black73]

Can one be religious and not bash atheist?

[legion]

Originally Posted by black73

Well why didn't you just say so?

That girl's got heart. And I'd like to shoot her right in the middle of it.

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by black73

Can one be religious and not bash atheist?

Of course. I have atheist friends and we've had discussions that end with agree to disagree. We just need to call out random bashing that has nothing to do with the thread and on a track that belongs in PARF. No?

[black73]

Or maybe have thicker skin?

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by black73

Or maybe have thicker skin?

Or maybe not be a douchebag?
Seems the only time the subject comes up is when an atheist has to attack believers to make himself feel just a little less insecure in his beliefs.
Then when someone says this ain't the place, a DB says "have thicker skin".

[vash]

personally, since this is really about the yoga pant.

i dont like the tights (as much). i find the low riding form fitting pant that ends in a loose almost bell bottomy ankle to be way more appropriate for yogaing.

[sand_man]

I had an economics teacher in college that used to say: "Figures don't lie, Liars figure..."

Not sure if it was original.

[Alfasrule]

Vulcans don't lie, but I never met one?

[vash]

seriously..the only group of people "fair game" are liberals. bash them!!

[Tervuren]

Had an animal lie in my path on my way home. I very slowly edged closer and closer.

It just stayed there.

I had to stick my head out the window to reference it with my front tire, it finally decided to move off the road when under my bumper but not yet with the tire at it.

Beautiful young black rat snake, almost 4' long, not yet grown out to what they can reach around here.

I've had problems with small rodents lately; hopefully this lying little critter helps resolve that.