911SC owners only....Read: "If you aren't a SC owner you can't come in here"........

Read no further please if you are not the owner of a 911SC.


thank you....

I MEAN IT....OUT WITH YOU STUPID E,S,T, CARRERA TYPES!!!

Ok,...now that we are alone I would like to propose a toast to my comrades, SC owners.
Ahem,...
"We all know that SC owners are somehow superior to all other 911 owners... we know that our cars are somehow superior to other 911s... and every single one of us KNOWS that we have the strength, numbers, dedication and the superior brain power needed to take over the world and rule the universe uncontested."

Now that we have set the landscape for our eventual takeover of all life as we know it, I would like to hear some of your thoughts about how this plan should be carried out.
I suggest we start by underminding the very base that on which this very Bulliten board is sustained.

Gentlemen, we need to convince Warren to buy a 911SC.

This will not be an easy task as he has been brain washed into believing that his first generation 911 is somehow superior to our god-like machines for almost 30 years.

Second, we must recruit Jack O. to the dark side.
He is a writter for some network and if he is brought into our movement, he can very easily start to undermind the ENTIRE population of the US. by slipping slight hints about 911SC superiority into shows like Letterman, Dateline and Spin City.

And finally we will need an infulltrator to go under cover and get into and v-e-w-y close to Wayne at Pelican Parts. This way over time we can slowly begin to delete parts for "other" 911's on this web site, completely cutting off other 911 owners means of survival.

Of course this is just a brief overview of my
"World Domination Plot" <---spoken in true Dr. Evil tounge.

Any questions, comments may be summitted in triplicate to the address below.
Thank you all for your time.
Sincerly, Dr. Leland <---also pronounced in true Dr. Evil tounge.

Please write to:

911SC owner world domination plot
145 North 15th East st.
Suite #911
OKC, OK. 43652

Leland,

I think the heat exchangers are broken on your SC. You're under the influence of something noxious.


JPerry
85 Carrera - uh oh
68 912 - double uh oh

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AGGKKKK!!!
You don't own a SC!!! Can't you follow instructions???
jperry, you are the first on my list to be "eliminated"...

WHy did you have to go and do that? Now EVERYBODY will want an SC. I wanted to keep it secret how great our Machines are. Ah well, that cat is outta the bag.

I must say though, you have a little too much spare time on your hands. Maybe that is because the SC rarely ever needs any work and you can't spent all your time repairing something that isn't broke (unlike the 1st gen owners). HEhe, I'm sure someone will take offence to this so I'm anticipating some good rebuttles.

ADam Roseneck

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1978 911SC 3.0
roseneck@cyberbeach.net

We must also convert Old Skul to our regieme (how do you speel that?).
Old skul can be our "enforcer". He can take people to "sleep wid da fishes" if they refuse to convert!

BRUCE ANDERSON OBVIOUSLY AGREES

:http://www.pcapotomac.org/Features/Buy_a_Porsche/911SC/911sc.asp

"The 911 is considered to be "the classic Porsche model", and one of the better 911s was the 1978-1983 911SC model. A great deal happened between the early 911s and the 911SC. The cars have grown up, they are more luxurious and much more reliable than the earlier models. The 911SC is definitely one of my favorite Porsches"

Sounds like a ringing endorsement from one of the leading authorities on PORSCHE!!!!!!!



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Bob
1982 911SC Targa
PCA - Founders Region

Little know fact, If you play Black Sabbath "Paranoid" backwards on 45 speed, it repeats SC's Rule....SC's Rule...

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Robert Stoll
83 SC
83 944

Leyland, Is this just for SC's that are broken down,in bits or waiting for enough cash to afford repairs or can the serviceable one[s] join in as well.
Since mine isn't an SC, I guess I'll just
wait for the pyrotechnics!!!
Bob

930/turbos will always be free, you can't catch us sc= slow car?
always a rebel
david 89 TURBO cab

all great secret organizations have 'special handshakes' or similar means of acknowledging those who are in. therefore, i propose that all SC owners give each other TWO flashes instead of the regular porsche owner's one flash.

promote the flash^2!

cheers,


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Jeff
Euro '78 911SC Targa

Leland - -
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Shall we make special allowances for those SC Wannabes who attach SC flares to, and install 3.0 engines in their 1st generation P-cars?
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By the same token, we need to take action against those miscreants who install 964 bumpers, valances and rear decks to their otherwise perfect SCs!
Chuck
83SC

OK.

I guess I should sell my Carrera with 242,000 miles and buy something more "reliable".

Doh!

JPerry
85 Carrera
68 912

Who Knows what SC stands for ?????
Answer later tonight!

ess see....ess see....

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Mark Szabo
1986 911 Targa 3.2
1987 Escort 5-speed 1.9
The Porsche Owners Gallery

Bob, you're on my list too...
And if you must know... the whole snapped head stud story was just a cover up...my engine is in fine mechanical condition.

My accociates and myself are willing to hold international talks with turbo owners to come to some sort of agreement. The talks should go fine with the only problem being the constant "Lag" from the turbo group.

Disclaimer:

The SC Owners World Domination Plot known as (SCOWDP) pronounced "scowdp" is not responsible for any instances of non-SC owners syndrome. AKA NonSCowneritis that may be a result of parties showing interest or want for a SC that simply cannot bring themselves to betraying their federation of misadjusted carbed, non galvanized bodied, head stud pulling, and/or valve guide killing, DME-dead, motor cars.

resistance is futile.

...............................I really miss my car

Leland,

You didnt count on the renagade 2.7 contingent!!!

"two-point-seven owners of the world, unite and take over"

Sing to the tune of "Shoplifters.." by the Smiths.

muuhaahaahaaaa

Alex "The dark under lord of the 2.7S" Counsell




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911 2.7S Targa
email:alex@cascade.f9.co.uk

Umm, wasn't Leland a character in Twin Peaks?

Alex, Take your Magnesium cased ass back to where you came from!

Translation for our Brit friends: Takest your Magnesium cased bum back from wherest you came!

I will not relent! 3.0L forever!
Didn't anyone like my turbo lag jab???

Hey Leland - shouldn't you AT LEAST have a RUNNING SC to be in here ?

Tom Sharpes
90 SC2 hehehe

Yes Leland, your turbo lag joke was good. To answer a question posed in a previous reply, SC stands for SUPER CARRERA. Ahhh yeah, thats right, SUPER.

I think that that is all that needs to be said.

Adam Roseneck

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1978 911SC 3.0
roseneck@cyberbeach.net