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Most common theads-2003 (some humor)
After reading the thread "Unlikely Forum Posts of 2003" and after many X-mas eve drinks, I did a quick, stream of consciousness list of most common threads of 2003. Towards the end, I took some artistic license and added a little humor. Anyway, virtually everyone will have participated in one of these threads (including me!), so don't take it personally. Here's the list (in no particular order); what did I leave out?
1. Questions re:/check out my 3.6 liter transplant! 2. Please run a carfax on this 911. 3. The A versus B threads: SC vs. Carrera/915 vs. G50/ 944 vs. 911, etc. 4. The "you already know the answer" threads: Can't downshift into 1st. Swepco did not help. Do I need to rebuild my 915? 5. Wayne: Does Pelican carry this part? 6. Which is the best radar detector? 7. Check out this ricer on ebay. 8. Testing out new format-Wayne. 9. Check out this rust-free '73 S! 10. Help! Car won't start! 11. Photos of engine drop. 12. Targa leak.  13. 944 Owner: Which 911 to buy? 14. Show us your [insert here]. 15. PPI results: Should I walk? 16. Best set up for autox? 17. Question re: MFI. [Now's where the booze really kicks in]: 18. SCWDP: Carrera owners are *worse* than Sadaam! 19. Motor Meister: Worse than Sadaam and worse than even Carrera owners. 20. Diverting motorsport money into the Cayanne was a great idea! Cayenne is beautiful! The new V6 Cayenne is even a better idea! Anyway, it's 6:30 a.m. on X-mas morning. Time to get some sleep.
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You forgot:
1. Should I drive it with one broken head stud?
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12-25-2003, 05:48 AM
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21. Anyone with Photoshop that can....
22. Which muffler should I use?
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What tires should I buy foy my _______________?
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12-25-2003, 06:48 AM
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Back in the saddle again
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Fantastic!
Merry Christmas and have a great holiday season!!
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What's the best wax.....oh wait that's the 356 board....
How about can you turbo___________?
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- NoVA engine drop
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and "Hey Jack, BB2 is in Excellence!" as if he already didn't know, lol.
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My favorite is the dyno test, they know stock is 180 and they are a little peaved when its 178, Kevin
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How about "my car's been crunched, how much will it cost?"
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Anyone ever heard of the E-Ram?
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MBruns for President
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You forgot - How do I refinish my fuchs?
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"Al Reed Is The Best"
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12-27-2003, 08:06 PM
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God, I hate it when that happens!
 What was the story on that again, Island? Broken water pipe is I guess the obvious answer. Funny thing is, once those cars were thawed out I'll bet they were fine. I saw that happen to a fire truck in Mpls. once, big warehouse fire downtown on a windy, 35deg. below zero night, (and no, I'm not talking windchill factor which can be -100 or colder in MN.). I have some cool pictures of another ice/fire in Minneapolis somewhere, if I can find them I'll post one. 
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"Just installed my Steve Wong chip..."
"Anyone interested in a group buy for ____"
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"How much is it worth ??" - Buyers and Sellers
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Wavey, you beat me to it.
greenmonster--this is the year! Maybe.
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Then there is the "can I fit 10" rims in the front of my ________?
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"Can I re-use these _____"
(from the re-build forum)
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MazdaSpeed3
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