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Gunter 11-12-2005 09:32 AM

Add to this list of Hard-to die-Fallacies
 
Some practices/believes that don't seem to die out:

"The car has to come to a full stop before the Odometer can be re-set"

"Disconnect the battery with the engine running to test the alternator"

"Test the CDI by checking for Voltage on the coil with a test light"

If you know of any other ones, post them here. SmileWavy

sammyg2 11-12-2005 09:36 AM

You have to lower the compression ratio to turbocharge an engine.

porschenut 11-12-2005 09:48 AM

If you shave your chest the hair will grow back thicker.

pwd72s 11-12-2005 09:48 AM

The early 911S isn't good for street driving because it's cams are too peaky.

tsuter 11-12-2005 09:49 AM

Turbo tie rods make a BIG difference.
Muhahahaha!

PorscheGuy79 11-12-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by porschenut
If you shave your chest the hair will grow back thicker.
The same is true for your...wait is this supposed to be about 911s? crap this is okward... :rolleyes:

cowtown 11-12-2005 10:11 AM

A well set up 915 is just as good as a G50. :D

Alan Cottrill 11-12-2005 10:48 AM

I'll save money by buying a 911 that needs some work and then doing it myself.

rdane 11-12-2005 10:58 AM

Re: Add to this list of Hard-to die-Fallacies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gunter
Some practices/believes that don't seem to die out:

"The car has to come to a full stop before the Odometer can be re-set"


this from the guy who just had to rebuild his odometer :rolleyes:

Bobboloo 11-12-2005 11:02 AM

Placing the motor behind the rear axle makes sense.

oldE 11-12-2005 11:11 AM

These cars oversteer!
Les

Early_S_Man 11-12-2005 11:12 AM

CIS is a cheap & easy FI system to maintain!!!

CIS is easier to maintain than MFI!

<i><b>... this from guys who have spent thousand$$$ on alphabet-soup CIS parts to repair their systems using the 'Shotgun' method of troubleshooting!</b></i>

randywebb 11-12-2005 12:29 PM

Ha - Warren stole my thunder... I'll add one tho:

"CIS is a good system for a sports car"

Thomas Owen 11-12-2005 12:43 PM

Said to an admiring crowd "I'll just lean in the window and start her up"...

Tyson Schmidt 11-12-2005 01:09 PM

Trickle-down theory.

audi2.7t 11-12-2005 01:10 PM

"Galvanized tubs don't rust...."

Paulporsche 11-12-2005 01:12 PM

"The only way to get CIS to work properly is by spending a lot of money and swapping in a lot of new parts in a shotgun approach to solving problems!"

dean 11-12-2005 01:39 PM

Oooh-oooh I have a few

G50's weigh 100lbs more than a 915

930's have too much lag

Why are Porsche parts so much more than a Small block Chevy

:rolleyes:

randywebb 11-12-2005 01:47 PM

"I'll save some weight by putting on RS door panels"

carbon fiber cup holders... I can go on...

sammyg2 11-12-2005 02:31 PM

Carburetors work better than CIS.
CIS is expensive and complicated for everyone, not just for those who don't understand it and try to fix it with the shotgun approach (replace everything until the problem goes away instead of doing a logical systematic diagnosis).
SSIs will get you 20 hp throughout the powerband.
Loud exhaust is better.
$100 per hp increase is a reasonable price to pay.
The big bad oil companies are conspiring to rip us off.
Changing from CIS to EFI is easy and fast.
911s should be drag raced.
Wings on the street are cool.
Installing carrera pressure fed tensioners is actually an upgrade.
dodging cones at 30 mph in a parking lot is really racing. ;)


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