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Gunter 11-12-2005 09:32 AM

Add to this list of Hard-to die-Fallacies
 
Some practices/believes that don't seem to die out:

"The car has to come to a full stop before the Odometer can be re-set"

"Disconnect the battery with the engine running to test the alternator"

"Test the CDI by checking for Voltage on the coil with a test light"

If you know of any other ones, post them here. SmileWavy

sammyg2 11-12-2005 09:36 AM

You have to lower the compression ratio to turbocharge an engine.

porschenut 11-12-2005 09:48 AM

If you shave your chest the hair will grow back thicker.

pwd72s 11-12-2005 09:48 AM

The early 911S isn't good for street driving because it's cams are too peaky.

tsuter 11-12-2005 09:49 AM

Turbo tie rods make a BIG difference.
Muhahahaha!

PorscheGuy79 11-12-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by porschenut
If you shave your chest the hair will grow back thicker.
The same is true for your...wait is this supposed to be about 911s? crap this is okward... :rolleyes:

cowtown 11-12-2005 10:11 AM

A well set up 915 is just as good as a G50. :D

Alan Cottrill 11-12-2005 10:48 AM

I'll save money by buying a 911 that needs some work and then doing it myself.

rdane 11-12-2005 10:58 AM

Re: Add to this list of Hard-to die-Fallacies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gunter
Some practices/believes that don't seem to die out:

"The car has to come to a full stop before the Odometer can be re-set"


this from the guy who just had to rebuild his odometer :rolleyes:

Bobboloo 11-12-2005 11:02 AM

Placing the motor behind the rear axle makes sense.

oldE 11-12-2005 11:11 AM

These cars oversteer!
Les

Early_S_Man 11-12-2005 11:12 AM

CIS is a cheap & easy FI system to maintain!!!

CIS is easier to maintain than MFI!

<i><b>... this from guys who have spent thousand$$$ on alphabet-soup CIS parts to repair their systems using the 'Shotgun' method of troubleshooting!</b></i>

randywebb 11-12-2005 12:29 PM

Ha - Warren stole my thunder... I'll add one tho:

"CIS is a good system for a sports car"

Thomas Owen 11-12-2005 12:43 PM

Said to an admiring crowd "I'll just lean in the window and start her up"...

Tyson Schmidt 11-12-2005 01:09 PM

Trickle-down theory.

audi2.7t 11-12-2005 01:10 PM

"Galvanized tubs don't rust...."

Paulporsche 11-12-2005 01:12 PM

"The only way to get CIS to work properly is by spending a lot of money and swapping in a lot of new parts in a shotgun approach to solving problems!"

dean 11-12-2005 01:39 PM

Oooh-oooh I have a few

G50's weigh 100lbs more than a 915

930's have too much lag

Why are Porsche parts so much more than a Small block Chevy

:rolleyes:

randywebb 11-12-2005 01:47 PM

"I'll save some weight by putting on RS door panels"

carbon fiber cup holders... I can go on...

sammyg2 11-12-2005 02:31 PM

Carburetors work better than CIS.
CIS is expensive and complicated for everyone, not just for those who don't understand it and try to fix it with the shotgun approach (replace everything until the problem goes away instead of doing a logical systematic diagnosis).
SSIs will get you 20 hp throughout the powerband.
Loud exhaust is better.
$100 per hp increase is a reasonable price to pay.
The big bad oil companies are conspiring to rip us off.
Changing from CIS to EFI is easy and fast.
911s should be drag raced.
Wings on the street are cool.
Installing carrera pressure fed tensioners is actually an upgrade.
dodging cones at 30 mph in a parking lot is really racing. ;)

Mike O'Meara 11-12-2005 02:58 PM

One certainly can reset the odometer while the car is moving. I've done it several times. I've also repaired several odometers, and yes, there is a connection.

sammyg2 11-12-2005 03:24 PM

I have rebuilt 2 odometers. On both the gear was like crumbly brown sugar. It would not have made any difference if the car was moving or not when they fell apart.
I also studied the internals really close to determine why this rule would apply. Yes, I'm an engineering geek.
I figured the odometer gears were somehow locked during the transition period or were meshed with other gears periodically and that would not allow the odo to be reset.
Nope. I found nothing in the design that would support the claim that re-setting them when the car is moving will put more stress on the gears than if the car was stopped.
Maybe I missed something?

RSBob 11-12-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

"I'll save some weight by putting on RS door panels"
and deleting the arm rests, speakers, door bins, and panel caps. (I never made the statement - but the last time my doors were diassembled - the combined weight of that stuff had to weigh between 5-7lbs). Now to someone who drills out hinges - that could be the equivalent of 5 tons. (but I don't do that either. I better get to it ;)

HawgRyder 11-12-2005 04:42 PM

My contribution....
The long winding road is too wastful of gas to take....instead...drive the straight and smooth road at 55 MPH.
Bob

rickdm 11-12-2005 05:36 PM

'Honest honey, I can drive this track car to work everyday'


rickdm

ficke 11-12-2005 06:01 PM

"Make sure you put your battery on a piece of wood and not just the concrete or they will discharge"
"Someday you will be able to get out of that old 911S and move up to a new Porsche, like this Boxster"

dd74 11-12-2005 06:06 PM

'74-'77 were the worst years for the 911. :rolleyes:

Moses 11-12-2005 06:09 PM

You can do a 3.6 transplant for $8,000. (OK, $10,000 TOPS!)

Zeke 11-12-2005 06:25 PM

You have to remove all rust before using POR15.

k9handler 11-12-2005 08:31 PM

"You can drag race a 911 and not break things, just launch easy".

randywebb 11-12-2005 09:33 PM

My favorite:

"If I paint it black instead of white it will absorb more heat radiation."

island911 11-13-2005 03:31 AM

"Wider tires have more grip"

Porschephanatic 11-13-2005 03:51 AM

" Targa seals will never leak."
" Turbo tie-rods take 3 seconds off a lap."

DUK 11-13-2005 04:28 AM

Taking undercoating off is easy.

island911 11-13-2005 05:25 AM

"Porsche engineered a high-performance engine with a low-performance air filter"

Joe Bob 11-13-2005 07:04 AM

Porsche is a two syllable word.

Wil Ferch 11-13-2005 07:22 AM

Ahh... why is resetting an odo on-the-move a "fallicy"...the car is moving and you're "stopping" a delicate gear for a moment....

Sure...it can be done...but it does ultimately lead to faiure...no ?

Wil

defcon65 11-13-2005 07:31 AM

Swepco gear lube and 93 octane are money well spent.

The factory Klein tool is the best for replacing spark plugs.

Replace the 02 sensor every 15,000 miles.

29 front and 36 rear is the best combination for performance and a smooth ride.

This car is not a mid-life crisis.

beepbeep 11-13-2005 07:38 AM

Wastegate chirps and spews fire.

KKK turbochargers are best for Porsche engines.

Cross-drilling of rotors is done to improve cooling.

Porsche rotors have cast holes, other brands have drilled, which makes them more crack-prone compared to Porsche pieces.

Gunter 11-13-2005 07:38 AM

Good stuff! More.............more. How about spoilers?
Spoilers make the car more stable in rush-hour traffic????
Those Tee-trays, and airplane wings, I see on cars that rarely get driven past 80 miles/h??:rolleyes:
(I don't mean turbo wings, or RS-humps, which have been tested in a wind tunnel for high speed)

I see that there are still disbelievers on the odometer-reset-issue.
Not only have I looked at the VDO mechanism myself, a subsequent contact with North Hollywood Speedo confirmed that there is absolutely no danger in resetting while the car is moving. The same message came from Palo Alto.

Still doubtful? :p Ts…. Ts… ts…..Find out yourself from the experts:

SPEEDOMETER REPAIR SHOPS
VDO recommends first:

North Hollywood Speedometer & Clock Co.
6111 Lankershim Blvd.
North Hollywood, CA 91606
(818) 761-5136
E-mail: nhspeedo@thevine.net
http://www.nhspeedometer.com

Panorama Tech writers recommend:

PA (Palo Alto) Speedometer
718 Emerson St.
Palo Alto, CA 94301
(650) 323-0243
E-mail: info@paspeedo.com
http://www.paspeedo.com


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