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a 4 litre 944 on eBay
this is that rarest of 944's: an '83 4 litre, with 6 cylinders and 24 valves. power locks and airbags are included, only 33K miles (yeah, right)... along with a twunt-headed seller!
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not only that, he listed it as a model 994
must be a RHD 993?!?
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Never buy a car at any place that has Autobahn in it's name.
See the disclaimer at the bottom "Not the actual miles..." Now it's up to 61,000 miles. Add 100,000 to it and I might accept that.
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Hugh - So Cal 83 944 Driver Person NOT a 'real' Porsche -- Its Better!!!! When was the last time you changed your timing and balance belts and/or cam chain and tensioner? New Users please add your car's year and model to your signature line! Never break more than you fix! |
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Cruise control? ABS? Power seats w/ memory? Oh the list goes on..
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1983 944 with S2 motor, trans, suspension and exterior -- crunched parts car 1987 944 -- soon to be 1987 944S2 |
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Telescoping steering wheel, side air bags?... what the hell was this guy smoking???
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Oh, Oh...
While we are in fantasy land, I'll take that Modena for $3,500.00 I'll even pick it up!
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db '86 951 www.pelicanparts.com/pmpre/images/db-951/db951_sep_04-002.jpg The hours your Porsche spends parked, you don't get those back. |
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Hey, watch it, I was high bidder yesterday
![]() Okay, the guy's ad-writing skills aside, CarFax gives a decent picture of the car and he also e-mailed me some better pics that show it to be in pretty good shape - I figured it was worth a shot. I doubt the auction will end - he's posted the car to eBay at least two other times and ended the auction early when it didn't break 4 grand. Emanuel
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I can't decide if the Metalic paint, ABS or the air bags is funnier. OH, I almost forgot the 4L engine?
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Sent the seller an E-mail with a list of corrections.
Aaron
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Would you seriously trust someone that's either that unscrupulous or incompetent to sell you a car? The guy's clearly been hitting the wacky bong far too much, either that or the car has a salvage title and been underwater at the bottom of a lake with two dead bodies in it for the last two years (or something equally bad) and he doesn't want you to know about it.
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no in florida it would have been at the bottom of the everglades and the alligators would have eaten the bodies
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Special Edition 924S 1988 <- SOLD! Asking if you should replace that timing belt is like asking if you should re-use a condom that may have in hole in it with a hooker. |
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i worked at a dealership that did something similar. we would list cars and then i would use mine and my friends ebay accounts to have a bid war up to the right under the reserve to make it look like people wanted the car. then the next person to bid on it would hit the reserve.
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They're actually getting kind of insulting now: I just got an fake "Congratulations - you WON!" e-mail, like the auction ended normally and eBay sent it, telling me to contact the seller to arrange payment. One of those good news, bad news deals I guess - they can't leave feedback about me, but now I can't warn others about them.
Ah well - I like the looks of that black car in TX with the polished Fuchs (though I'd swap them for my black ones with polished lips...) Emanuel
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damn... we wouldnt ever even think of going that far with it. you could forward the mail to ebays fraud division
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Special Edition 924S 1988 <- SOLD! Asking if you should replace that timing belt is like asking if you should re-use a condom that may have in hole in it with a hooker. |
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what does "original miles' mean. How do you acumulate original miles? do you have to drive with your leg out the sunroof, does your dog drive the car, no pants on when you drive?
I hope I dont have too many unoriginal miles on my cars. |
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If the odometer has broken, been replaced, or "turned over" then the mileage is no longer "original". Aaron
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So if I put 165,000 miles on a 924S, only 100,000 of those are original? That should make for some confusion at the DMV. Good to know I can sell a high mileage Porsche by advertising it having "only 100,00 mile" when it actually has 250,000!
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Those 'aftermarket 16" wheels' look like 15" cookie cutters to me...
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