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WTF - "ball maxxing"

WTF? Too many stupid people out there, but maybe this will help clean the gene pool.

https://worldmanual.co.uk/2026/05/19/what-is-ballmaxxing-the-bizarre-and-dangerous-new-trend-more-and-more-men-are-taking-part-in/

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There’s looksmaxxing. Sleepmaxxing. Fibermaxxing.

And now, unfortunately, there’s ballmaxxing.

Yes, really.

The bizarre viral trend sees men injecting fluids like saline and surgical lubricant directly into their scrotums in an attempt to temporarily enlarge their testicles — with some reportedly inflating them to the size of grapefruits.

Because, apparently, that’s where humanity is at now.

The trend has exploded across online forums and social media communities, with users sharing photos, tutorials, and “before and after” images showing dramatically swollen scrotums stretched to alarming sizes.

And while some participants describe the process as “euphoric” or “electrifying,” medical experts are warning that ballmaxxing could cause severe infections, tissue death, infertility, and even permanent damage to male genitalia.

According to reports, most ballmaxxing involves DIY procedures carried out at home using kits purchased online. The process typically involves inserting a needle into the scrotum before slowly infusing fluids such as saline, glucose, or Surgilube over the course of 30 minutes or more, Forbes reports.

Some online users claim the enlarged appearance makes them feel more masculine and confident, while others believe women prefer larger testicles or that the swelling somehow enhances sexual pleasure, per Healthline.

One participant quoted in Men’s Health described the process by saying: “Watching it happen and feeling it in real time is intense.”

Another added: “The whole buildup is electric. It’s similar to really good foreplay.”

But doctors say the reality is far less glamorous than people online are making it sound.

Speaking to Healthline, Dr Robert Glatter warned: “Physicians have called ballmaxxing one of the most reckless body modification trends to emerge from male online communities, warning that the temporary size increase often leads to permanent damage.”

He explained that the scrotum simply is not designed to handle this kind of fluid expansion. “The scrotum was not built for this.”

Dr Glatter added: “The area is extremely sensitive and contains delicate structures — including the testicles, blood vessels, and nerves — that are simply not designed to accommodate fluid distension.”

Experts say one of the biggest dangers comes from infection.

Because many procedures are performed outside sterile medical environments, bacteria can easily enter the body through the needle puncture site, potentially leading to cellulitis, abscesses, sepsis, or even necrotising fasciitis — a flesh-eating infection that can become life-threatening.

Dr Glatter warned: “Without proper sterile technique, you are essentially introducing bacteria directly into a warm, enclosed anatomical space.”

He added that severe complications could potentially require “surgical debridement and potentially scrotal removal or resection.”

Which is about as horrifying a sentence as anybody could possibly read on a lunch break.

Doctors are particularly concerned about the use of Surgilube, a surgical lubricant never intended to be injected into body tissue.

Unlike saline, which the body can eventually absorb, Surgilube can remain trapped in the tissue, potentially triggering chronic inflammation, granulomas, necrosis, and permanent disfigurement.

Dr Glatter explained: “It is not intended for injection into body tissue.”

Meanwhile, experts speaking to Men’s Health also raised serious concerns about long-term damage.

Dr Shirin Lakhani warned: “You could also experience tissue or nerve damage as stretching the scrotal skin and underlying structures can cause microtears, bruising, or longer-term damage to connective tissue.”

Other possible complications reportedly include erectile dysfunction, gangrene, blood clots, infertility, and permanent nerve damage.

Which feels like an awful lot of risk for something that only lasts around 24 to 48 hours before the swelling goes down anyway.

And yes, somehow the internet has still found ways to make the trend competitive.

According to online communities dedicated to saline inflation, some users become fascinated by how much the skin can physically stretch, while others are drawn to the shock factor or taboo nature of the procedure.

One participant admitted: “I know it’s freaky and abnormal looking — that’s exactly what I like about it.”

Another claimed: “I felt so manly, manly man.”

Which honestly sounds less like a medical explanation and more like dialogue from a caveman discovering fire for the first time.

Despite the growing popularity online, medical professionals are overwhelmingly urging people not to attempt ballmaxxing under any circumstances. Dr Glatter said the safest approach for anyone concerned about testicular size is to speak to a qualified urologist instead.

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Hopefully, one of the side effects of ballmaxxing is sterility...
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I remember reading a British story about some old, not well-liked, officer in the military that stood up off the toilet too fast, the back of his knees lifted the seat, forward momentum caused his sack to swing forward at the same time he was sitting back down and he trapped his jewels between the seat and the bowl.
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i'm not interested until they perfect Dick Maxxing.
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How come there is silence regarding breast augmentation? Just as barbaric, no?
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@Crowbob, I never thought about it that way. I was never a fan, but you put it in a new perspective. I will say there are some women that can use a little work and I mean that in a literal sense. But for anyone with enough, well, that should be enough.

This subject is just nuts.
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How come there is silence regarding breast augmentation? Just as barbaric, no?
I don't like it. I tended bar at titty bars for almost 5 years when I was younger. I think I've seen <5 nice sets (I can only remember one, but figure there had to be another one or two out there). The tend to be very eye catching in clothes, but when they are not in clothes, not my thing. I worked with a guy at one of the bars that said he'd rather have a set of big, natural boobs that hung way low than a fake set. Plenty of guys love them though. It's not my bag baby.

I've got an old HS buddy who married a girl with a set. She ended up dying from complications and he raised their daughter alone.

I've seen a documentary on the cons (talking primarily saline-filled vs silicone-filled [or is it silicon, I'm never sure which]) that was scary. The clear saline turns to black, mold filled fluid. The body will develop scar tissue around them that has to be torn (painful when it develops and then painful to tear by squeezing). In some ladies, the body will encapsulate them in calcium, year, they get hard like rocks. And that's not even the more serious stuff like when they leak into the body or if the body rejects them and the skin necrotizes.
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I remember reading a British story about some old, not well-liked, officer in the military that stood up off the toilet too fast, the back of his knees lifted the seat, forward momentum caused his sack to swing forward at the same time he was sitting back down and he trapped his jewels between the seat and the bowl.
I read a story about a guy going commando on a hot summer day and sat on a plastic lawn chair that had cracked directly in the center of the seat. The weight of the guy expanded the crack which he filled with… with his…junk. As he began to stand taking the weight off the seat and the crack promptly SNAPPED shut.

Painfully snapped shut.
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Lol, doesn’t fake big balls just make your already small dick look smaller?!
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Well guys, lemme know how this works out for you....
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Probably the same knuckleheads using synthol

Yes, they inject a fluid to make it look like they have huge muscles. I have to think that you've got to have some serious body dysmorphia to think this is a good idea.





I don't understand how these guys aren't laughed at by EVERYONE that see them.
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fine, just fine...

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Stupid young people doing stupid things.

I read recently that the Brazilian Butt Lift is going away. Thank God. It was comical to see some fat ass, make their ass even bigger. 🙄
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This thread went tits up.

Or balls down.

Please stop.
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Apparently, back in the 1950s, they would show films in sex ed classes in some high schools of a guy hauling his nuts in a wheelbarrow as a warning not to have premarital sex and catch VD. I don't think it worked, generally speaking but it got a gasp or two.

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