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WTF - "ball maxxing"
WTF? Too many stupid people out there, but maybe this will help clean the gene pool.
https://worldmanual.co.uk/2026/05/19/what-is-ballmaxxing-the-bizarre-and-dangerous-new-trend-more-and-more-men-are-taking-part-in/ Quote:
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Jesus Christ on a crutch...this is where our position on the top of the food chain really comes into question. My nuts fit in their pouch like they were made for each other, no need to mess with perfection!
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Nope nope nope nope nope.
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Hopefully, one of the side effects of ballmaxxing is sterility...
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I remember reading a British story about some old, not well-liked, officer in the military that stood up off the toilet too fast, the back of his knees lifted the seat, forward momentum caused his sack to swing forward at the same time he was sitting back down and he trapped his jewels between the seat and the bowl.
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We're failing as a species.
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i'm not interested until they perfect Dick Maxxing.
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How come there is silence regarding breast augmentation? Just as barbaric, no?
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@Crowbob, I never thought about it that way. I was never a fan, but you put it in a new perspective. I will say there are some women that can use a little work and I mean that in a literal sense. But for anyone with enough, well, that should be enough.
This subject is just nuts.
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I've got an old HS buddy who married a girl with a set. She ended up dying from complications and he raised their daughter alone. I've seen a documentary on the cons (talking primarily saline-filled vs silicone-filled [or is it silicon, I'm never sure which]) that was scary. The clear saline turns to black, mold filled fluid. The body will develop scar tissue around them that has to be torn (painful when it develops and then painful to tear by squeezing). In some ladies, the body will encapsulate them in calcium, year, they get hard like rocks. And that's not even the more serious stuff like when they leak into the body or if the body rejects them and the skin necrotizes.
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Lol, doesn’t fake big balls just make your already small dick look smaller?!
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"The trend has exploded"
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Well guys, lemme know how this works out for you....
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Probably the same knuckleheads using synthol
Yes, they inject a fluid to make it look like they have huge muscles. I have to think that you've got to have some serious body dysmorphia to think this is a good idea. ![]() ![]() I don't understand how these guys aren't laughed at by EVERYONE that see them.
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fine, just fine...
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Stupid young people doing stupid things.
I read recently that the Brazilian Butt Lift is going away. Thank God. It was comical to see some fat ass, make their ass even bigger. 🙄 |
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This thread went tits up.
Or balls down. Please stop.
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Apparently, back in the 1950s, they would show films in sex ed classes in some high schools of a guy hauling his nuts in a wheelbarrow as a warning not to have premarital sex and catch VD. I don't think it worked, generally speaking but it got a gasp or two.
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