You know you're old when...

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by slow&rusty

When the newest car you currently own was made in 1986

Hmm, my first car was a 1985, it got hit and I replaced it with a 1986.

Then I added a 1984.

So was old for a long time I guess.

Finally got younger in 2015.

[Crowbob]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

when urination takes longer than sex

...and more satisfying.

[porsche tech]

An older friend with whom I occasionally golf, says he's so old he doesn't buy green bananas!

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by porsche tech

An older friend with whom I occasionally golf, says he's so old he doesn't buy green bananas!

I hear ya!

However, at my age I still feel like an eighteen year old.

But there's never one around.

(Uncle Milty)

[RSBob]

Now I pee before drives, just like I used to tell the kiddos when they were young, as well as Mrs RSbob. Now I also limit my fluid intake before long drives, to prevent the emergency RESTROOM NOW! Warning from the brain stem.

[porsche tech]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

I hear ya!

However, at my age I still feel like an eighteen year old.

But there's never one around.

(Uncle Milty)

Same guy says "I have to take half a viagra every day just to keep from pissing on my shoes"!

[jhynesrockmtn]

Happy birthday to your daughter. I first felt really old when I had people working for me that were my daughters age. That was 2010 or so, she turns 30 this year.

[Rednine11]

You know you're old when
you don't know if its going to be a fart or a turd but you go ahead and push anyway.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Your "kid" turns 49. Yep, today marks our daughter making 49 trips around the sun. She won't read this, but happy birthday, kid.

That is all...

Or maybe you just got started sooner than some of us

[wdfifteen]

You know you're old when you have more surgeries scheduled on your calendar than dinner dates.

Left foot was October, right foot last week, left elbow Feb 27.

[billybek]

Originally Posted by Rednine11

You know you're old when
you don't know if its going to be a fart or a turd but you go ahead and push anyway.

Isn't that called a "Higgins" around these parts?

[Rednine11]

We call it a "Shart" around here. when u just try to fart but get the bonus plan....