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You know you're old when...
Your "kid" turns 49. Yep, today marks our daughter making 49 trips around the sun. She won't read this, but happy birthday, kid.
That is all...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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My oldest grandson is a senior in college.
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Brandolini’s Law: It takes hours more time, research, and writing to debunk misinformation than it takes to spread it. |
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When women with greying hair think you're hot...............
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'15 Dodge - 'Dango R/T Hauls groceries and Kinda Hauls *ss '07 Jeep SRT-8 - Hauls groceries and Hauls *ss Sold '85 Guards Red Targa - Almost finished after 17 years '95 Road King w/117ci - No time to ride, see above '77 Sportster Pro-Street Drag Bike w/93ci - Sold |
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Congratulations! I hope she is happy, healthy, and prosperous.
My son turns 51 in March.
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Wow--now I feel a bit younger.
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Happy Birthday, young lady! All the best.
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You get superpowers when you get old, like invisibility.
You walk into a room that has a buncha hotties and you immediately become invisible. |
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^^^ And if they do notice you...they call you 'Sir'
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When the grocery baggers at Publix Market insist on taking your groceries out to the car.
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A gal that just got out of prison for shooting her husband, full grey head of says she wants to do a mosh pit....and you ain't it.
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... when a co-worker sees a 3.5 inch diskette and has the same reaction you do when you see a punch card.
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When out in public and random 50+ YO women smile at me. This happened in my 20s but took a hiatus for 30 years. All widows?
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I realized I was "older" when I caught myself looking at the mother rather than the daughter. And of course this was some decades ago.
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I only get called "hey kid" by guys in their '80's.
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When the newest car you currently own was made in 1986
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when urination takes longer than sex
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike. "'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." |
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1981 Porsche 911 SC Targa
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