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Is Branson, Mo actually a destination?
Branson was never on my radar.
The interwebs would have me believe that it’s some kind of musical destination like Nashville… it this reality? Does anyone actually go there for real or is it just old people on bus tours?
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If the likes of Yakoff Smirnoff is on your bucket list, then, yes! Branson MO is a destination.
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We’ve been there multiple times, all depends on what you’re looking for. But it’s definitely not Nashville. Lots of shows, sort of hard to describe the overall vibe. Sort of a folksy Americana, not really me but some people love it. You’re also in the Ozark Mountains which is a beautiful part of the country, so there’s tons of options for hiking, mountain biking, fishing, etc. It’s right by Table Rock Lake which is one of the cleaner inland lakes in the country, with any water sports activity you can imagine available in the summer. Also some fantastic golf courses. It’s a touristy place so tons of other activity for smaller kids if you have them.
When would you go? It’s the offseason now, so some stuff could be closed. Come summer the place is packed, if you can go in September when kids are back in school you can take advantage of still beautiful warm weather but way smaller crowds. I’ve only eaten lunch there, but the Big Cedar Lodge built by the Bass Pro Shops founder is super nice. We spend our summers at Lake of the Ozarks, same beautiful Ozarks but less touristy.
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I hate the place, when I was there it was crowded with tourists that the area was unprepared for. streets clogged with RVs creeping along going nowhere fast. I guess there are entertainment venues, but it’s a battle to get to them.
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We went there a few times when our kids were young and enjoyed the outdoor entertainment stuff. Also a few times when boat shopping and for a gymnastics tournament for my daughter. I love that area of the Ozarks but could do without Branson.
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Branson MO and Pigeon Forge TN are , IMHO quite niche and have a NASCAR feel to them. IMHO But I have only passed through them on other trips so ....
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The Branson area is a lot of live performances. If you like that, it can me fun. There are a ton of wonderful activities to do in that part of Mo. One place to be sure to visit is the College of the Ozarks just a few miles south of Branson. Call and make reservations at their restaurant. It is all run by students, great food and great service in an amazing log building. There is a museum in the same building.
If you are interested in guns, they have a huge gun collection, and they also have the Beverly Hillbillies truck, the real one from the show.
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I dated a girl who was at the time living in Missouri and we spent a July 4th weekend at a wilderness resort in Branson.
Really enjoyed it. Big Cedar Lodge. Afterwards we traveled to Arkansas to visit Eureka Springs and stayed at the Crescent Hotel overnight. That was cool.... Missouri is a huge state and there's a lot to see. I came away impressed with my visits there, including Branson. Travel is what you make of it......
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Lakes that are various shades of green & brown are everywhere in the Midwest.
Its like putting lipstick on a pig pond. its still a pig pond. Riding on a river in a hot boat with a roaring V-8 behind me is more my style. I was there and mentioned a wet T-shirt contest for some real fun, folks there were wigging out at the thought. On the other hand, its best people there stay clothed, too many fatty watty's.
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^^^^^ thanks for another display of ignorance. Please stay in California as you are too dumb to live in the Midwest.
As to the original poster, up until the last few years, I lived in southern Missouri. Explored everywhere by foot, car, motorcycle and boat. Branson is a good place to go to if you have kids or you are too old to walk and need to ride on a bus. It’s entertaining, but not Nashville entertaining. It’s where country music singers go to perform when they are no longer on the main circuit. About 10 years ago, Branson developed their riverfront, and there is plenty of shopping opportunities. But not a reason why I would go to Branson. And Silverdollar city is a fun place, again if you have kids. Although it seems like plenty of adults like it too. Like some of the other posters have said, there are plenty of really fun places to go to in southern Missouri and northern Arkansas. ![]() ![]()
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If you are in a sports car, that area of southern Missouri and northern Arkansas has fantastic roads. Endless miles of twisty nice smooth roads and beautiful scenery.
Eureka Springs, AR is a great town to visit as well. I visited Big Bear lake in California, and we had a boat ride tour. That is a lake full of weeds and way over rated. the lakes in MO are fantastic.
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With the amount of go kart tracks in Branson, you'd think it was Orlando. If you are so inclined. Take a ride on one I developed. This is three tracks in one small triangular space. Speedzone.
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Took the kids a few years ago. I don't remember exactly what we got into, amusement park, parks, dolly parton thing, and some other stuff.
Was actually a better time than we expected, a bit cheesy/kitchy but we have had plently of worse mini road trips.
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The Kart tracks sound fantastic! Branson sounds like something that isn't really my cup of tea but then I have pretty unique tastes. I would enjoy the outdoor stuff. I really liked a swamp tour in Southern Louisiana years back.
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Again, Branson itself is one stop. Just not far away is Top of the Rock. That area of the country has a ton of stuff to do outdoors for 1/2 the cost of anything on the west coast.
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Exactly, you can go to the Branson area without going to the touristy part of Branson if that’s not your jam. Or go to Lake of the Ozarks, which has a much different vibe but with similar scenery and activities. Different strokes….
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