how appropriate that I just got this yesterday:

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket ! up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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Better hang on to the tail until you're sure the darn things coming out the right way, or it could get uncomfortable!:eek:

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have a pic posting issue since last night.

Safety in the workplace comes first............

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Le Roux

Why you cant have a wading pool in WY

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Meet Sienna, a farm kitty I got from my girlfriend. Crazy little cat. :)

So when you told her you wanted a little pussy....

"OMIGOD - my dad is going to like, totally, kill me!"

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What is that they've knocked over with their BMW? I thought SUVs were supposed to be extra-safe? :confused:

Yeah, she's waaaay too literal sometimes :p

I suggest you don't ask for head :)

It'll give ya cat scratch fevah........