How about a joke thread?

[Baz]

[Baz]

The IRS suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate.

The agent boarded the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board.

“Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does roughly ninety percent of the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”

The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to—the mentally challenged one.”

The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

[oldE]

As the old man drifted in and out of consciousness he could hear his sons arguing. The sound of conflict focused his attention until he realized the cause of their disagreement was how much their father's funeral would cost them.
Rallying his strength he managed to get his sons' attention and motioned for them to gather close to his bedside. When they were listening, he whispered,
"Boys. All these years you haven't known this: your mother and I never got married. "
There was a collective gasp and one son asked,"You mean we're bastards?"
"Yes," came the reply, " and cheap ones, too!"

[Racerbvd]

[Baz]

[Baz]

[oldE]

Bubba and Bobby got into town that day on Bobby's horse. As they passed the stable, Bubba asked Bobby if he could get off and have a look.
"A look at what?" asked Bobby.
"I just heard someone sayin', 'Look at them two arseholes on that horse!' and I ain't never seen a horse with two!"

[craigster59]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went out.

Had a few drinks.

Great guy, he is a Web designer.