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If you hook up with a successful chick, you will eventually disappoint her. Hook up with a babe that comes from money and unless you come from much much more money you will never provide her enough.

So, the criteria is this - and she has to be at least 7 years younger than you:
1) large breasts, narrow waste, wide base - for the obvious reasons
2) minimal education - who cares about converstaion and dialogue, we have the OT.
3) meager beginnings - she will value the slightest things and hold them dear.
4) go for the deaf mutes (a mail order bride from Viet Nam or Iceland can work in place) - again, for the obvious reasons
5) AS A BONUS - A removable set of teeth

alas...too old too soon, too smart too late...

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Old 06-03-2005, 08:54 PM
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5) AS A BONUS - A removable set of teeth

Toothless Tina!
Old 06-03-2005, 09:38 PM
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Oh, I get it now.

I originally read the title of this thread as "Could You Be A Successful Woman".

I was getting concerned that so many of you were responding.
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Oh, I get it now.


me too.

live with at least a couple of 'em 10yrs time, maintain slack between events, find an early 20's and train her like a cougar. You'll know you're making progress when you have an outside concern and you're able to unleash her without ever being concerned of the outcome.. party hearty.
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:34 AM
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Oh, I get it now.

I originally read the title of this thread as "Could You Be A Successful Woman".

I was getting concerned that so many of you were responding.
Ditto. I was trying to remember if I had ever dressed up as a chick. Then got a little nervous the more I thought about it. Re-read the title and wam-bam it hit me. whew

To answer the original question....Yes, I could.
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:18 AM
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Women are insane. Not just insane, but insane in the most bizarre fashion. And I think perhaps the social order they find themselves in has a lot to do with that. I cringe when I notice evidence that females place their sense of self-worth almost entirely in how they look. they think of themselves as bait. They're parasites, trying to attract a host. I mean this in the nicest and most respectful way.
supe! we've disagreed on many things, but on this one I must say that you are spot on! too bad that such wisdom always has to come at such a great price

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And successful women make me wonder if perhaps they've busted out of that perceptual trap.
only the attractive ones. the unattractive ones never had the "opportunity" to enter into that trap out of their necessity to survive
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Imagine a female mathematician!!!!
you kiddn'?? I'm currently dating one!
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My now ex-wife does heart transplants for a living. I flew the medivac airplane for the transplant team. We met again at a party and the rest is history.

We were married 11 years and it worked very well for most of the time. If the man is secure in where he is in life and the world around us, having a partner who is successful should not be an issue.

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Real is better than fake; fake is better than small.

Flat chested girls need love too....
Well endowed ladies are used to lots of attention in that area. Ladies who are not so large are many times as or more sensative than the rest.

Large titties are usually just for the guys to show off "look what I get to play with" while a nice handful that is sensative is a lot more appealing to me...

Fake? Well, I have a tube of silicone out in the garage to make gaskets on the car. Thats the best use for silicone that I can think of and not in the least interested in "titties and silicone" with a lady.

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