need advice guys...(long)

[dhoward]

Originally posted by nostatic
The areas better be pink rather than gray, otherwise something is *really* askew...

Gray girls need lovin' too...

[nostatic]

Originally posted by dhoward
Gray girls need lovin' too...

you keep your necrophilia to yourself...

[BRPORSCHE]

man you guys crack me up...TRUST ME IT IS PINK. She told me last night that she liked when i bought her a simple daisy more than the ipod. She doesn't want me to spend lots and lots of money on her. But i wanted her back so I pretty much went all out...

and 1967...I am still in high school...though I am on LSU's campus...so yes plenty of honies running around campus. Plus the sororities are right across the street........

[dhoward]

Originally posted by nostatic
you keep your necrophilia to yourself...

Umm.....did I say that out loud?

[pbs911]

Your in high school! The girl of your dreams is only a year old or not yet born. Have fun until she comes of age.

Take advantage of being male. There's no reason to be 50 and have a 50 yr old wife when you can have 20 years of 25-30 year old girlfrinds.

[legion]

First lesson I learned in college:

Nice guys get walked over.

@$$holes get the girls.

I used to be a nice guy.

Now I'm an @$$hole.

[Rot 911]

You really should change the title under your name.

"BRPORSCHE
THE BABE MAGNET!"

Perhaps the "Babe Sucker" or "Able to Buy Babes Temporarily" would be more appropriate.

[Drago]

Let me get this straight...your in H.S. but on campus, the sororities are right across the street and you here posting for advice on some H.S. chick who's got you down as a second or third stringer and to top it all off your buying her expensive gift and not hittin' it?

Dude, with all due respect...pull your head out of your butt and drop her like a hot rock. You have sooo much more time and opportunity on campus.

[ronin]

Originally posted by cool_chick
Guess all humans play headgames, huh?

naah, just women

[targa911S]

Originally posted by Drago
Let me get this straight...your in H.S. but on campus, the soroities are right across the street and you here posting for advice on some H.S. chick who's got you down as a second or third stringer and to top it all off you buying her expensive gift and not hittin' it?

Dude, with all due respect...pull your head out of your butt and drop her like a hot rock. You have sooo much more time and opportunity on campus.

I think that hits it right on the head.

[dad911]

Originally posted by widebody911
haven't had sex and friends with benefits are mutually-exclusive terms.

Don't you remember? Bill Clinton changed the definition of sexual relations .

[JeremyD]

Originally posted by asphaltgambler
Just say......NO!.....................Then say NEXT!

I'm with asphaultgambler on this one...


What does the barber say?
















































Next!


Seriously - I did a little prowling of LSU in my college days and I have to say you have a target rich environment... see the ball, be the ball... when you run out of women in Baton Rouge, move cities, when you run out of women in the state of Louisiana, move to Texas - lots of good looking women in Texas. You are not even scratching the surface. I'll also add - this is a friend with limited benefits, it's time to trade her in for one with a cafeteria plan...

Is Britany on a protein diet?

[Drago]

Originally posted by Mark Wilson
Is Britany on a protein diet?

I think they call that "Getting a Billy"

...or was that a "Monica"?

[RANDY P]

Originally posted by cool_chick


And Randy, IMO that's the worst thing, you just end up repeating your mistakes. Alone time and finding yourself...gain confidence....and you'll have more to offer and will gravitate to another confident one.....

You're joking right? How do you think I came up with this conclusion? That's a fatal flaw is to assume all Men are lonely and NEED to have a woman to "set them straight".

You and I both know, your specific situation and outlook would be different if you didn't have options. I've seen your pic. You have options.

In summary, nothing is more pathetic than a guy who'll sacrifice his well being just to have a "girlfriend" like our subject. Esp. if you have options. Forget about it.
rjp

[1967 R50/2]

Originally posted by BRPORSCHE
and 1967...I am still in high school...though I am on LSU's campus...so yes plenty of honies running around campus. Plus the sororities are right across the street........

ACkkkkppppRRPpPPPPPP!!! UghFFF! UghFFF!!!!!!! Gack!

Note to whom it may concern: Don't try to drink Coke and read this thread at the same time. Moving on....

I am changing my advice slightly:

1. Run (OK...I am not changing that)
2. Keep running over to the sorority house.
3. You can take it from there.
4. Never, EVER, EVER log onto Pelican again. You should be spending all your time at the sorority house or similar honey rich environment.
5. When you meet some women who really appreciate you, you will wonder what the hell you were thinking about before.

BTW: Perhaps it would help us understand you scene better if you posted her picture here?

On second thought it probably would not. If she looks dynamite, it might explain your misguided obsession, but would not explain her head games. The advice would still be RUN.

If she was "less than stellar" we would still be giving you the same advice: RUN.

[cool_chick]

Originally posted by RANDY P
You're joking right? How do you think I came up with this conclusion? That's a fatal flaw is to assume all Men are lonely and NEED to have a woman to "set them straight".

You and I both know, your specific situation and outlook would be different if you didn't have options. I've seen your pic. You have options.

In summary, nothing is more pathetic than a guy who'll sacrifice his well being just to have a "girlfriend" like our subject. Esp. if you have options. Forget about it.
rjp

Question:

Well if a man doesn't "need" a woman, then why the hell are you saying he needs to get one to get "over" another?

That's what you were saying, not me. I was saying he does NOT need to have a woman.

[MikeSid]

I think Randy said it was the fastest way, not the only way.

[MikeSid]

Good point Charlie Brown.

[RANDY P]

Originally posted by cool_chick
Question:

Well if a man doesn't "need" a woman, then why the hell are you saying he needs to get one to get "over" another?

That's what you were saying, not me. I was saying he does NOT need to have a woman.

MikeSid had the correct intrepetation. Don't get me wrong, it sucks to give so much emotionally to have it flushed away - even I agree with that. What I was trying to say is that someone who is attractive and in shape, desirable, etc. is going to be a bit more hardened in this respect vs. someone who is well, unattactive.

And to piggyback on what SoCal said, we're probably scaring the youth with all this bitter talk..

He'll learn, I hope.