|
|
|
|
| Author |
|
|
Registered
|
Okay, now there ya go screwing up one of my secret guilty pleaseures. Occasionally watching Oprah when she's having some particularly stupid touchy feely episode and talking back at her, making fun of her stupid guest or the lame "point" they're making through tears is hilarious. Sometimes I almost need to high five myself for punching holes in their pomposity so quickly. Can I get a Hallelujah?
__________________
Dan in Pasadena '76 911S Sahara Beige/Cork |
||
12-26-2006, 02:03 PM
|
|
|
MBruns for President
|
you guys use dishes?
__________________
Current Whip: - 2003 996 Twin Turbo - 39K miles - Lapis Blue/Grey Past: 1974 IROC (3.6) , 1987 Cabriolet (3.4) , 1990 C2 Targa, 1989 S2 |
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:09 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hamburg & Vancouver
Posts: 7,693
|
Quote:
Those would be minor violations. Watching The View, or Ellen - now that's serious s__t!.
__________________
_____________________ These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.—Groucho Marx |
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:12 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I'm out there.
Posts: 13,084
|
This, or anything that remotely resembles this will get your man card revoked immediately.
__________________
My work here is nearly finished.
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:12 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Colorado, USA
Posts: 8,279
|
Posting a close up picture of the business end of a grape smuggler without fair warning - violation.
Please turn in your card at the front desk. |
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:17 PM
|
|
|
Registered
|
Re: Re: "Man-Card" Violations
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SlowToady
Sure. Cooking dinner. Also a womans job. what, men don't bar b q?
__________________
http://www.dropfiles.net//files/750/cars%20001.jpg 2003 golf TDI http://www.dropfiles.net//files/750/...aven%20013.jpg 1983 SC |
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:20 PM
|
|
|
|
Registered
|
Quote:
And not helping in the kitchen? Another smoking hottie I know turned to me at one point when I was chopping some vegetables and said, "there is nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen...unless it is quickly followed by bed." You guys can have your man card, I'll go with the ragin' tail... |
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:21 PM
|
|
|
Dog-faced pony soldier
|
Quote:
Even having a picture of that on your computer "for reference purposes" or "for posting use" is enough for at least a 120-day suspension. Turn in your card and your testicles pending trial.
__________________
A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:30 PM
|
|
|
Registered
|
+1,000,000,000 on those damn Bluetooth ear bud things. I can't ahndle people that wear them around the office, in a mall, basically anywhere (except maybe in a car, not that I do though).
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 02:34 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Connecticut US
Posts: 184
|
Da Poodle
Guys,
Toy poodle??? what kind of fruitcake do you guys think I am?? It's a FULL SIZE STANDARD. The hard part is the whistles!!!!!!! Happy New Year
__________________
Ned NYNA 11 87 Carrera targa 98 BMW 528i 98 Volvo V70 |
||
|
12-26-2006, 03:00 PM
|
|
|
I'm with Bill
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Scottsville Va
Posts: 24,186
|
Quote:
That was just wrong on so many levels. If you are going to post shots of "panties" make damn sure there is some camel toe involved
__________________
Electrical problems on a pick-up will do that to a guy- 1990C4S |
||
|
12-26-2006, 03:07 PM
|
|
|
Registered
|
Definitely the one about not owning tools. I don't know how other seemingly normal men get through life without a more than adequate selection of lifetime-guarantee tools.
My picks * Buying wrappinig paper * Being afraid to drive in other countries * Asymetrical emo hair * Underwear that doesn't come in packs of 3 or 5, or has the name of some 'designer' on |
||
|
12-26-2006, 03:36 PM
|
|
|
Unsafe at any speed
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: East of Seattle
Posts: 662
|
I must have missed something. Man card? you need a card to prove you're a man? Carrying such a card is a violation in itself.
So is paying $3 for a coffee beverage. Speaking of food: Salad, any kind except for taco Cheesecake Creme broulee Pine nuts Sun-dried tomatoes Basically everything from Trader-Joe's Light cigarettes Fruit-flavored alcoholic drinks (unless it's a screwdriver)
__________________
87 Carrera Coupe |
||
|
12-26-2006, 04:46 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 88
|
Gardening before 70
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 04:51 PM
|
|
|
Unconstitutional Patriot
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: volunteer state
Posts: 5,620
|
Where does he put his man-card?
 I'm sure this will get a rise outta Moses. I've heard he's a big fan of men in spandex. 
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 05:24 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I'm out there.
Posts: 13,084
|
Quote:
ANY man who prances around town in a brightly colored spandex bicycle suit festooned with advertisements from his imaginary sponsors while clip-clip-clipping along in his little fairy bicycle tap shoes HAS NEVER HAD A MAN CARD!
__________________
My work here is nearly finished.
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 05:41 PM
|
|
|
Registered
|
one advantage to a big beer gut is it makes your ass look less fat...
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 05:45 PM
|
|
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I'm out there.
Posts: 13,084
|
I apologize in advance. The following picture is worse than the nutsack photo...
__________________
My work here is nearly finished.
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 05:49 PM
|
|
|
|
I'm with Bill
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Scottsville Va
Posts: 24,186
|
Let the banning commence!
__________________
Electrical problems on a pick-up will do that to a guy- 1990C4S |
||
|
12-26-2006, 05:58 PM
|
|
|
Unconstitutional Patriot
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: volunteer state
Posts: 5,620
|
This one's for you, Moses!
|
||
|
12-26-2006, 07:50 PM
|
|
1987 Porsche 944 2.5
Gone to California
Turbo
1983 SC
VW Golf TDI
1979 Porsche 911SC 3.0
1972 Porsche 911E 2.4 MFI
