"Man-Card" Violations

[vash]

i think if any of the above, gets you laid....no penalty.

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by nostatic
see my caveat to the hawaiian shirt rule. I'll tuck it in in a heartbeat. She's just going to untuck it with reckless abandon later in the evening...

And not helping in the kitchen? Another smoking hottie I know turned to me at one point when I was chopping some vegetables and said, "there is nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen...unless it is quickly followed by bed."

You guys can have your man card, I'll go with the ragin' tail...

My bad...and the kitchen thing, you are again wise: knowing how to cook in college (and clean up) was the REAL aphrodisiac.

[scottmandue]

Okay, okay we got the idea... we will do anything to get laid.

How many times are we going to repost that?

Frankly it's starting to sound a little pathetic... "I would roll around naked in fire, broken glass, barking like a dog, but it's okay because it got me laid."

[Flatbutt1]

Originally posted by scottmandue
Okay, okay we got the idea... we will do anything to get laid.

How many times are we going to repost that?

Frankly it's starting to sound a little pathetic... "I would roll around naked in fire, broken glass, barking like a dog, but it's okay because it got me laid."

NOW you're catching on!

[vash]

barking like a dog...seems a bit extreme...but ok.
just so we are clear. these are man-rules, not metrosexual rules.

what about using the word "mother" without the word "my" in front of it, when we are refering to the woman that ...well, you know, our moms.

example: "i talked to mother today................"

or ordering coffee in any other flavor than coffee flavor...

[scottmandue]

Living with your parents after you are twenty one.

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by scottmandue
Okay, okay we got the idea... we will do anything to get laid.

How many times are we going to repost that?

Frankly it's starting to sound a little pathetic... "I would roll around naked in fire, broken glass, barking like a dog, but it's okay because it got me laid."

Easy there, Sparky...I've got MY limits

But this whole, "what do other guys think of me" strain is, well, a bit strained.

[vash]

considering TOFU a fair substitute for MEAT.

[gaijindabe]

Originally posted by vash
considering TOFU a fair substitute for MEAT.

Considering the petit filet a fair substitute for a Rib-Eye.

[Dan in Pasadena]

Originally posted by Seahawk
...But this whole, "what do other guys think of me" strain is, well, a bit strained.

Hey I started this thread and we already went through the "this is intended as humorous" thing.

Besides, if you didn't care you wouldn't have checked in and contributed.....so is that a violation on YOU?

No sense of humor = violation

Being unable to feed and clothe your own azz - violation bordering on revocation. As a matter of fact, anything that allows women to belittle us or make less of us?, i.e. "You'd starve if I did'nt make you dinner"....is a violation.

[Superman]

After less than one page of reading, I have some comments.

First, the absolute best way in the Universe to surround yourself with women is to take a baby for a stroll. Trust me. It's even WAY better than a puppy. Puppies work also, but not like a baby.

I had a Pomeranian that was hands-down the toughest, bravest dog I ever saw. He had no problem barking right into the nostrils of a snarling pit bull. He wasn't the slightest bit concerned. The pit bull tried to eat Buster of course. Buster taunted him for ten minutes before getting bored. No kidding. He touched his nose to the pit bull's nose.

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by Dan in Pasadena
Hey I started this thread and we already went through the "this is intended as humorous" thing.

Besides, if you didn't care you wouldn't have checked in and contributed.....so is that a violation on YOU?

No sense of humor = violation

Ok, violation noted...I'm resolutely onboard, H-shirt tucked in, meal cooked, dishes done, cruising in the Miata.

However, any of you MC homos touch my stuff...

[Dan in Pasadena]

Originally posted by Superman
After less than one page of reading, I have some comments.

First, the absolute best way in the Universe to surround yourself with women is to take a baby for a stroll. Trust me. It's even WAY better than a puppy. Puppies work also, but not like a baby.

I had a Pomeranian that was hands-down the toughest, bravest dog I ever saw. He had no problem barking right into the nostrils of a snarling pit bull. He wasn't the slightest bit concerned. The pit bull tried to eat Buster of course. Buster taunted him for ten minutes before getting bored. No kidding. He touched his nose to the pit bull's nose.

Doesn't make you not a p*ssy for having him though

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

[nostatic]

lighten up, Francis

I have my limits for tail. But cooking in the kitchen? I'm all over that. Then she's all over me. And I don't have to eat fast food or crap when she's not around.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

I happen to LIKE to cook!

(checking)

Yep, got my balls still too.

[Rick V]

Originally posted by Dan in Pasadena
As a matter of fact, anything that allows women to belittle us or make less of us?, i.e. "You'd starve if I did'nt make you dinner"....is a violation.

Unless it gets you laid.....................

[Dan in Pasadena]

Okay, a little "temporary" humiliation is worth it, what kind of man would I be to disagreewith that?

But if you're married or otherwise putting up with permanent or continuous put downs? Time to reclaim the sack!

[sketchers356]

Posting pictures of man package/ fat/old chick claiming it as a "joke"

[VaSteve]

Starting or posting anything similar in this thread.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=321827

A man can hold it...forever if need be. I can go for hours, even if I have to go. Camel up.

[Tim Hancock]

Originally posted by lendaddy
I can cook and clean. But now my wife does those things.

I don't change diapers, do laundry, clean, cook, or other traditionally female duties. I have done them and will do them anytime she asks or my help is needed, but in general she takes care of all that stuff 99.99% of the time.

And yes, if you have a penis and a Miata, either you better be < 18 years old or the Miata better be a track only car. Sorry, I don't make the rules

+1

I survived the college years just fine.