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Autobahn Garage
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ohio
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To honor, to getting honor, being honor, and stayin honor, and if you can't comin her come honor
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jensen Beach, FL
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1978 Mini Cooper Pickup 1991 BMW 318i M50 2.8 swap 2005 Mini Cooper S 2014 BMW i3 Giga World - For sale in late March |
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06-12-2008, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Listen to Moses...
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06-12-2008, 04:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Barrie, Ontario Canada
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forget the speach, do a freestyle breakdancing demonstration instead. It will be awesome, trust me!
Ohh and listen to moses. |
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06-12-2008, 06:03 AM
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(the shotguns)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 22,281
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charge for your time.
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
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06-12-2008, 06:14 AM
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(the shotguns)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
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06-12-2008, 06:16 AM
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(the shotguns)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
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Comment heard from the photographer recently when the groom was removing the garter and said "i can't find it"
Ready for this? 'you don't want to be saying that later tonight!'
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
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06-12-2008, 06:19 AM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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She offered her honor I honored her offer And all through the night I was honor and offer.
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
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06-12-2008, 07:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: IL
Posts: 1,639
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"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend."
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06-12-2008, 07:21 AM
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Family Values
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,075
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Don't mention JB Weld.
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- Joe Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt |
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06-12-2008, 10:01 AM
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you could always bust out some Dr. Dre
warning: offensive language contained in the above link - if you don't like it, don't click on it |
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06-12-2008, 10:04 AM
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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
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Don't sweat it. Just have a few drinks at the bar and then wing it...
*** Seriously, when you have a lot of potential minefields (and you do), keep it short and sweet. Maybe just a few sentences like: "[Groom] and [bride], you guys mean a lot to me. I wish you all of the luck for the future. I love you guys."
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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06-12-2008, 10:18 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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How do you make it last?
Think about baseball. |
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06-12-2008, 10:35 AM
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Me like track days
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Kirkland, WA
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Keep it brief, about 30 seconds of general stuff and be done.
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06-12-2008, 10:40 AM
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". . . slap, slap, slap. Like that."
I owe you a beer if you can work that phrase into it somehow.
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
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06-12-2008, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Recite Jeff's classic poem and I'll owe you a beer truck!
ps: Doesn't mean you'll get the beer though 
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06-12-2008, 10:48 AM
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Too big to fail
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Code:
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06-12-2008, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Rogue Valley, Oregon
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This is one secret to a happy marriage. Work it in how you like:
The greatest aphrodisiac for a women is to help her. Help her with the dishes, with the laundry. Pick up your shoes and dirty underwear. Keep her car washed. Call her as you leave work and ask if you can pick up anything at the store. Anticipate what she may want; a cup of decaf after dinner, a foot rub, on and on. This keeps things hot and everyone happy. This is based on my eighteen year and very happy marriage. Troy
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Troy Past: 1975 911S Silver Anniversary-rebuilt and sublime. Past: 1988 Carrera-backdated with a 3.6 and all the goodies. Present: 2011 GMC 2500HD with the 6.0 & 4x4!, 2004 Toyota Sequoia (wife's) |
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06-12-2008, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 8,509
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Seriously? Recite VanDoren's "Marriage". From 1933.
Moving, evocative and true. Take it from me a born scoundrel 33 years in love. And yes his son was the quiz show crook. |
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06-12-2008, 07:42 PM
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Student of the obvious
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Phoenix
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So, how'd it go Mark?
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06-26-2008, 11:42 PM
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