Girlfriends

[rammstein]

Bail.

[rammstein]

Come to think of it, I had this girlfriend. It just wasn't right... we didn't worship each other...

I broke up with her. 2 weeks later I met the best girl ever- my now wife. (awwwwwwww)

Think about it this way- if you went and hung out with a dude one day, went to the bar and he whined the whole time about his crappy job and didn't like that you were watching football more than talking to him, and cried at some point, you would NEVER hang out with him again. Its the vagina that messes up this whole thing- take the vagina out- would you still hang with her?

If you don't look forward to coming home to her, bail.

My friend's mom, when we were really little, gave us a piece of advice that stuck with me forever and I think has kept me safe. She said "Marry a girl who WORSHIPS you". And that means YOU- your thoughts, your dreams, your body (very important), your jokes. It does not mean your ability to support her, your ability to be a sounding board for her tales of woe, your willingness to cease living for any purpose besides her, etc.

You are at a major crossroads.

[Rikao4]

consider the time spent a long PPI,
she failed,
move on, or shut up & go do what she say's.

Rika

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[Rick Lee]

Lyon, are you spotting a trend in the advice here? Or do you think you're the one who can beat the odds and reverse the trend? Let us know how the break-up goes.

[rammstein]

Originally Posted by Rikao4

consider the time spent a long PPI,
she failed,
move on, or shut up & go do what she say's.

Rika

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AHAHAHAH!!!!

That is priceless.

[Gogar]

Yeah, bail!!!!! How can you trust an animal that bleeds nonstop for a week every single month and doesn't die?

[MichiganMat]

I dunno about you Lyon, but Im ready to move out.

[Danimal16]

Dump her. Get a Golden Retriever!

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by Danimal16

Dump her. Get a Golden Retriever!

You mean a "smart blonde"?

[DavidI]

Originally Posted by KevinP73

Because you teach people how to treat you. In this case you've taught yourgirlfriend that she can make your life tough and still have all the benifits of being your girlfriend. She wins, you lose. Get used to it or get a new girlfriend.

This is excellent advice for life in general! It works in the workplace, home life, etc......

[Joe Bob]

The difference between a Beeyotch and a Pussy...one is warm and wet and is your best friend.....the Beeyotch is who owns it.....

[Zeke]

Actually, if you find her attractive, good in bed and consider her a friend as well as a lover, then she might be worth helping. She needs some pills. And if you don't agree, try having a menstrual period 3-4 times.

If she doesn't meet the 3 criteria above, no more soup for her. Find one that already knows about the pills. There's no excuse for an unprovoked cranky woman.

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Run, Forrest, run!!!

[gattaca]

Wise man once said, "Keep your mind on the money and not on the honey." Ditch the B*ch and be more like this guy :

[red-beard]

That was amazing!

And BTW, dump her.

[Danimal16]

Originally Posted by Rick V

You mean a "smart blonde"?

Thats the one!

[billyboy]

[billyboy]

Because you teach people how to treat you. In this case you've taught yourgirlfriend that she can make your life tough and still have all the benifits of being your girlfriend. She wins, you lose. Get used to it or get a new girlfriend.

I wish everyday that somebody had told me this 28 years ago. The problem is that, when you're in "LOVE" you wouldn't listen anyway. You think that sweet pretty little thing couldn't possibly want to dominate/destroy you. How could anything so beautiful have such a dark side?

[Danimal16]

I'm tellin' ya get one of these, place in Porsche and you will soon forget!!!

[Danimal16]

They'll even help you find your balls!!!