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i noticed the taser didn't come out until the wizard grabbed for the cops belt.
and his wee wee looked like an enlarged clit
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No need to tazer, he's naked. Wrestle to the ground, put on handcuffs, take away. End of story. Man, if mine was that small, I sure as hell wouldn't be advertising it.
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Another reason why I call a girl with a large clit a man with a small dink.
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basically the same stuff.
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I mean who would you rather spend the night with? Large clit, or small dick? (Warning: this is a trick question.)
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This guy should have been arrested for being hung like a field mouse.
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How does natural selection/genetics even allow for the creation of such minuscule genitalia?
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Then he'll need, "Miracle-Gro"wer for shrubs. "That's not a knife, this is a...."
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Classic case of "Turtling" High anxiety and defensive body language. Bet your ass he was not as cool and collected as he appears.
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He's a prime candidate for a penis transplant. It's the one organ they've never been able to successfully transplant, though. They tried one once and the guy's hand rejected it.
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 There you go...fixed it for you (advances in modern medicine). It's a procedure called an "addadicktomy"
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The medical term is actually "strapadictomy", usually accompanied by a "gluesomnutstomy".
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