Stijn!!

[Embraer]

i havent even gone to bed yet...i've been staring at the ceiling all night.

[Rick V]

Now that is bored.

[Embraer]

the AR thread had me thinking, so i've spent all night looking at the different calibers and so forth. ...also looked at what i'm going to buy when i ditch the XJR in the spring...the house is empty, so it's kind of nice to enjoy the quiet.

[Rick V]

When you put together your new weapon make sure it is in "You may not date my daughter" caliber and we'll send you over to Sweden to guard Markus's little women

[Embraer]

...markus might need to build his own weapon if i get sent over to "guard" his little women....ha

[svandamme]

i need an extra revenue stream.
options so far

- nag my boss for a raise, after all, i've been at that job for 2 years now and he hasn't tried to fire me even once, so he must have grown fond of my presence

- use company car/tank card, as a high speed taxi service, like the Ring-Taxi, except not on the Ring.

- get Markus to hire me as a boyfriend repellent for his daughters, and also as a means to prevent that the engine in his Porsche goes lazy.

- find a rich cougar who will buy me my big boy toys(Porsches)

- sell a kidney, got two of those anyway.

- find somebody to blackmail, be afraid, all of you. In fact, you should probably just buy me off pre-emptively. I accept cheques, CC, paypal, cash, whole sale bricks of dope and gold nuggets.

[Embraer]

cougar is the way to go. think of all of the fringe benefits.

[svandamme]

you're just trying to talk me out of blackmail... makes me thing you got something i can blackmail you with...start saving up on unmarked 20 dollar bills ... you'll need em.

[slodave]

Eyes will get you more money, besides, you have two...

[Rick V]

Cougar for the following reasons
Selling a kidney isn't bright, if your luck is like mine the other will fail 3 weeks after you sell #1
Company car..............................yeah we got some work to do there.
Raise? those never amount to much more that to cover the cost of the paperwork
I fear no man so you can forget blackmailing me.
Cougar seems to be your best bet.

[svandamme]

you fear no man, but you fear 2 women, that's pure gold for Blackmailing purposes.

[Rick V]

I'll give ya that, but one is 6,000 miles away and needs a favor right now, the other, well she has become forgetful so not much of a threat there

[svandamme]

no worries Rick, i can wait till the young one is nearer, and the other, she won't forget when i remind her...
hell, i don't even have to report new stuff to her, i can just remind her of old things to get you into trouble!

[Rick V]

speaking of the other, when are you going to come get her and your car? they are both clogging up my driveway

[svandamme]

told you , no boxsters. throw in the 911 and i book a cargo container right away.
And why o why does that Porsche have "BMW" on the front licence plate?

[Rick V]

You can get your Euro a$$ in MY Lanna when the place of eternal damnation freezes over. I bought the car from the BMW dealer, hence the frame. I bought my MB from them too. They keep asking when I am gonna buy a BMW from them. I told them when they get en E30 M3 in I will talk to them.

[svandamme]

lol
now i think , i may have to black mail you for Lanna instead of for cash, dope or gold nuggets...
it's more fun that way

[Rick V]

Remember I have more guns than most people.

[svandamme]

No worries there, FN Herstal is a customer of mine.

[Rick V]

I am working on a new project, I disassembled a satellite dish and am using the mounting system for a laptop mount for Peggy.