wow. bitter.

really? i had changed diapers before i was five years old. yeah. i am bitter.

LOL! i remember reading pet cemetery when i was in about 7th grade. i couldn't stop reading because i was going to have to go down to my basement bedroom. the basement wasn't finished. that meant i was going to walk through the entire basement in pitch darkness at 1230am. 1230 became 130am. 130 am became 3am. i had to get up in three hours for school at that point....

How am I supposed to talk with her! :D This isn't a gym or bar we're talking about.

"It" scared the living daylights out of me, but mostly because of either a young hawk in the backyard screatching at night or owl.

Am not. Some days are better than others. Remind me when your son turns into a teenager.

Nope never changed a diaper. I don't plan to try it.

More strange Oklahoma weather. We had a high of 105 today. The a cold front came through. It is 64 degrees outside right now. Over 40 degrees cooler! Amazing.

Duct tape is your friend!

Do I use it on me or the baby or the diaper? I figured if I need to change a diaper I would go to a fancy restaurant that has those baby changing table machines in the bathroom. I assume you open the table and put the kid on it and close it up and it changes the diaper with some gizmo. I have never seen it done but it makes sense to me.

trust me. i remember myself as a teenager very well. if my son is no worse than me, i'll count myself lucky. him, too.

The tape just keeps them on longer.

And a staple gun

Morning Dave (and the rest of Y'all)

Morning, Rick!

I didn't sleep worth a damn last night to the point where I am having to get my eyes to focus this morning. This is gonna be a long day

Looks like TGUS ep4 would be up Sidney's, er, gas tank... 750 miles on one tank of gas, guess who shows up in a truck?

The delivery person?

Morning folks. Wow what a pretty day. 70 degrees and blue sky with a mild breeze. I like it!

I just got the yard mowed. No not personally. I handed money to my yard boy. He is 78. He is one of the folks that live in my neighborhood and likes to keep active. He is not super fast but he does a decent job.

At a "Little Mermaid" birthday party with my son. A pretty hot red head dressed as Ariel here making balloon animals for kiddos... You would like her, Rick.

I think I would like to see her, too. ;)