Stijn!!

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by pete3799

They put buttons on shirts?

Yea, but I only have a few.

[RKDinOKC]

When I used to go in to the office to work I was told to always wear button down shirts and socks.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

When I used to go in to the office to work I was told to always wear button down shirts and socks.

Button down socks?

[RKDinOKC]

Got seen sitting at my drafting table stool wearing penny loafers without socks by a board member's wife. Later that day was told the dress code included wearing sock even though there were others wearing similar sockless attires at the time.

[porsche4life]

Wouldn't that have been one of your relatives Richard?

[HHI944]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Stone brewery decided to make their 10th anniversary Ruination IPA a yearly release!
I grabbed a growler of course!

Now time for sleep, I'm on my third glass of this 11%+ heavenly creation and just popped a clonopin so sleep should come very shortly...

[tweezers74]

Baaaaaaahhhhh!!!! How come all the "bigger" women decide to sit next to me on planes?????

Good thing I am exhausted and am just gonna sleep.

[Outback Porsche]

I'm shagged... and it's only Tuesday.

[nynor]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

Baaaaaaahhhhh!!!! How come all the "bigger" women decide to sit next to me on planes?????

Good thing I am exhausted and am just gonna sleep.

pillow(s)?

[porsche4life]

Baaaaaaahhhhh!!!! How come all the "bigger" women decide to sit next to me on planes?????



Good thing I am exhausted and am just gonna sleep.

You look just about snack sized?

[Outback Porsche]

On the way home from work last night, I discovered that a pole dancing studio has opened up. Nice big plate glass windows to look through at the young ladies doing their thing.

I'm guessing that with the lights on inside it makes it difficult to see out, and if they can't see out then their logic is that nobody can see in.....

It was a nice display for the duration of my drive-by.

[GH85Carrera]

Good night folks. We have to get up early and be at a church parking lot at 7:00 AM

We are going to go to Mackinaw Island. We eat lunch at the grand hotel. That is the place where they filmed the move Somewhere in time. There are no cars allowed. No motorized vehicles on the island. Everything is horse drawn.

Then we get back to the car and drive across the Mackinaw bridge.

[Outback Porsche]

Hooroo Glen. It sounds like another fun day is planned.

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

You look just about snack sized?

Yummm, tweeze snack!

[RKDinOKC]

Yep. SIL. She's one of those kinds of peoples.

I was out mowing lawns in the middle of the summer when I was 17. Stopped at their house to pick up my 13 yo nephew so he could make some monies helping. Didn't take off my baseball cap. SIL asked me if they made a rule that I couldn't wear a hat in their house would I still come visit. I said no. She asked if it was more important to me to wear a hat than to visit them. I said is it more important to have me NOT wear a hat than have me come visit?

She told my other brother (not the one she is married to) that he should shave his beard. He said you don't like beards do you. She jumped at the chance to say "No, no I don't." He said, "Well, I suggest you don't grow one."

I have not trimmed my beard since I went into the hospital for my foot at the end of July last year. Before Christmas she asked if I would get my beard trimmed before I came over to their house for Christmas dinner. I said I don't think so. She said well, it's just that all the grandkids don't want to see you with your beard so long looking like a homeless person. I said, I bet they don't care. In fact, the first time one of my nephews saw me was when I was right out of college and he remembers me looking like a wild man with my long beard.

I was riding the back seat. She turned and made the comment that of all the people and family they know, they know the least about me. I said, well it's probably because I'm such and introvert. My brother about wrecked the car laughing.

[RKDinOKC]

I just don't like bus trips, even if those buses fly.

[Outback Porsche]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling her nipples she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

[HHI944]

Just a TMI FYI......I've been eating pretty damn healthy lately, ran out of time and options yesterday, went to a typical Chinese buffet......I still have weapons grade flatulence

[porsche4life]

Dude... There are so many better options when eating out...

[HHI944]

Not in statesboro Georgia.......
That town is a **** hole on the best of days....