Stijn!!

[Outback Porsche]

It's not a real fart unless it makes you giggle like a school girl, and the dog runs away and hides.

[Outback Porsche]

This girl looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said,
"Is that Tooheys or Fosters?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath. Taste it and find out."

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

It's not a real fart unless it makes you giggle like a school girl, and the dog runs away and hides.

No giggling....most of these have been painful and noxious enough to warrant MOPP4 gear......

Called the warranty guys for my new plane, they were awesome.....gotta call back tomorrow though.....found out tonight that a pole or magnet got knocked loose in the motor and it is fried......

Oh yeah, my dog whimpers every time I fart...

[RKDinOKC]

Don't trust fart ... oh ship.

[Outback Porsche]

It took about a week before the wowsers (prudes) got their way with this one...



Betting agency to pay $20k to paint over controversial rugby advertisement - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

[RKDinOKC]

Tan Line Tuesday

[Jferr006]

Oh good morning,
Richard...

Booked my Vegas flight. I hope I don't dry up like a prune like last time. I won't be pregnant this time either so I'm already trying to figure out cool fun stuff to do. Ill have all day that Monday to play.

[GH85Carrera]

Bring a enviro suit if you go into the casino. The cigarette smoke is THICK in a casino. We are 8 floors up and the hall stinks of cigarettes. That is the main reason we are changing hotels tomorrow. We would do it sooner if there was space.

We are up early and getting ready to drive to Mackinaw. Should be fun.

[Jferr006]

I don't remember the smoke being bad last time at Mandalay bay. This year ill be at the Venetian.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling her nipples she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

Hahahahahahaha! Good one, Jeff!

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

It took about a week before the wowsers (prudes) got their way with this one...



Betting agency to pay $20k to paint over controversial rugby advertisement - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Some people lead humorless lives.

[Andy911sc]

Morning everyone... came to work early this morning. I have to make up some time for yesterday. Just now sat down at my PC, I have been running around the lab since 6:30 am

[Porsche-poor]

Morning all. Headed out soon.

[RKDinOKC]

Mertnin all y'all.

Landscapers are back today. My brother complained and threatened to have the neighborhood association sue the neighbor that hired the landscapers because the way they left my yard was routing water from one neighbor behind me to another. The neighbor they rerouted the water to is one of the major stock holders of the company I work for and brother is chair of board of. Brother lives across the street from both of these neighbors and says it is illegal for the landscapers to re-route the water drainage from my yard.

The landscapers STILL aren't doing what I asked and they had agreed to before they used my yard for access so I basically don't give a flying ****. To keep from going on a killing and maming spree pretty much decided I am going to have to redo everything myself to have it done right.

[GH85Carrera]

We are here

[GH85Carrera]

The best buffet I have ever ever seen. Burp.

This place is huge. White linen tablecloths and great food and amazing selection.

[RKDinOKC]

Glade you and Jeanette are having a good time and you are sending updates so we that can't travel can live vicariously through.

[GH85Carrera]

The good news is we half to walk back to the ferry.

[Jim Richards]

I'm really enjoying your travelog of the Porsche Parade, Glen.

[Porsche-poor]

not me I'm hungy....