pancreatitis there I found it.

If I can help.......

Okay the laugh of the day.
My doorbell rings (I forgot we even had a doorbell, most people knock or just walk in) and Doo-Doo starts growling like a dog. (he is big enough to be a frigging dog) and I have to figure which door someone is at. I open one of rht efront doors and there is this little girl about tenish standing there and I say "Yes M'am, may I help you?" to which she replies, "Will you jump my mom?"
Yeah even Beth got a kick out of that one when I told her

Did you answer with a straight face?

No I didn't but I did ascertain the location of mom and I did in fact go jump her

















car

Kinky! Bet you used cables to.

Clamps baby clamps

So you gave her some power!

Yup, I jumped Mom with the little girl right there to watch

Lots of really really good music out there. Are u no
longer in SLO? Kpig? Kpig.com? Regards to my teenagers who keep me young - and around good new music!

ah ha ha haaaa

Black Cat, Hellhounds

Shocking!

Got a message from Human Resources today. The company starting this past weekend is sweeping the campus for drugs using drug dogs. And despite the random drug testing found illegal substances.

I think we are not too far from having to go the homeland security each day on the way in to work, "to provide a safe work environment."

Oh yeah, there is a zero tolerance policy, but if you go turn yourself in they will provide rehab help. My guess is the help does not include finding another job.

However, after a year they did rehire the President they let go a year ago for drug abuse. It was as a high level manager instead of President though.

Sounds like Rick hooked up. And his wife was okay with it too! Hope you got er motor runnin.

Have heard of pets watching, but not the kids.

Wow, it gets even better. We here a vehicle pull up out front and see some short black man walking up to the door wanting to know if i was interested in his meat.

Maybe someone has put the word out that you are a playa?

Now I can get along with the mom jumping, but I don't wanna play with the paaya

If water melons are seedless, where are next years melons gonna come from?

Busy day for Rick's place. You need an few bible thumpers to swing by next.

Oh we don't get those.
We had been here for a couple of weeks and they came a knocking early one sat morn, and I told them politely I was not interested.
A couple of weeks later they came back early on a sat morning and I told them very firmly I was not interested.
The third time they came by I opened the door and invited them in, they left on their own as I was wearing nothing but my wedding ring and a smile.
Twenty years later we are still bible thumper free.