If she hears about that one and pushes the point I'm gonna have to insist on leaving the seat up. ;)

I refer to it as a55wipe

we call it bogroll in our house

I have had to educate Steve about keeping the windows closed when the pollen is falling. He loves opening the windows in our bedroom and atm the pollen is floating all around the house. I want to sleep and not wake up with a headache, and bunged up eyes.

Two guys leaving a row of urnals having finished their business. One goes to wash his hands the other doesn't. The one washing his hands says, "I was taught to wash my hands after relieving myself." The other replies, "I was taught to NOT pee on myself."

Oh crap! Not a good start. The Holden cru(d)z turned into a Toyota corolla. :(

And what's wrong with a Toyota Corolla???

Not had much luck with any car rental. Seem to always get the cars that are already worn out.

Good Morning. Hope this Monday is more like a Friday if not then maybe a Tuesday...

Mosquito bite Monday

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A friend of ours is a divorced lady with two daughters. One daughter works for a car rental place. When the lady wants to make a road trip down to Houston she always rents a car to keep the miles off of her personal car. The daughter that works at the rental agency saved back a new Chrysler 300 with 25 miles on it.

On the trip back to her house she hit a deer. The younger 12 year old daughter was with her and saw the dying deer flopping around and was traumatized. The car was heavily damaged. Fortunately when her daughter set up the rental she got all the insurance so she just handed back the keys and said sorry, see ya. SmileWavy

Good Monday morning folks.

Hehe. It actually surprised me. It's got a bit of go in it for a puss barge. I think I had a SLK350 worried for half a second at a set of lights. ;)

Morning Glen

Evening Jeff.

I guess your fall is in full force.

Pretty much, especially now that we're 1500km south of home for the next few days.

Time to hit the fart sack. Night all.

Night Jeff, stay warm!

Dern, despite my efforts to be cheerful and keep a happy go lucky attitude it is turning out to be a typical Monday anyway.

You got upgraded man... The corollas are nice little cars. I was ticked this weekend when I asked for a corolla and they gave me a versa. What a little POS...

I'm a bachelor again for the next few days. Lu's off on another busy-ness trip. She likes to travel for work...I'm glad not to. The travel I like (work-cation) is coming up in less than two weeks. I'd rather work in the attic than be here in the office. Hmmm. Must be bats in my belfry. :D

Toga Toga Toga party at Jim's place! Party like a wild bachelor, stay up and watch TV past 10:30 PM.