I got tested twice last year..........guess my name is Random.

Yeah, the part I really like about working from home is I can sit around all day in my underwear, smoke pot, shoot up, and drink beer. Not necessarily in that order.

Holy crap it's cold to be washing a truck outside!!!! 50 degrees but the wind is crazy. It's probably closer to 35 with the wind chill.


Interior is done and the outside is clean, gotta pick up the kids and then finish it with a coat of wax. That's AFTER I remove the freakin' road tar.

Always thought it was supposed to be above 54°F before you can apply modern waxes and or coatings.

Ha ha ha, Boss says HR says I have to pee on schedule unless I am out of the office on vacation. Don't know how i am supposed to go pee at 8:30 if I don't find out about it until 9?

Said they don't want to give me the opportunity to go buy some pee. ha ha ha ha. I work from home and have to drive in to the collection location anyway, wouldn't that give me plenty of opportunity to pick up some pee on the way in? I do pass several horse corrals on the way in.

I'd be inclined to drop a 5hit in their jar and tell them my bladder was empty but I thought they should still get a bodily sample.

Glad they don't do that bs over here unless you're in the mining game.

I have never had a job request a drug test.

Heck here at work we have a couple of 6 packs in the fridge and some Tequila in the freezer.

Our camera came back from calibration. This is just the lens wit the lift handles installed. It is over 200 lbs.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05...2201b1a541.jpg

I won't be lifting that.

Is Tuesday yet? Afternoon all.

It is insane to try to do it with one person. It goes down inside a mount in the airplane. The bottom is even with the bottom of the aluminum skin of the aircraft after the filter is slid into place.

The mount is cool because it is a full gyro stabilized mount and keeps the lens pointing straight down even in windy conditions.

Evening Y'all
Okay Rickie is happy, mark the calendar, it happened.
Last month I contacted the VFW and told them about the big stupid truck, and asked them if I could carry it full of vets in our 4th of July parade, I found out tonight from the parade organizer, who is a friend of mine that not only is the VFW filling my request but we are the lead off vehicle.
I am honored, and just happy this came through

Tuesday is done around here. Now I get to go mow the yard before it rains again. It is supposed to rain off and on for another week. We are already in the wettest year ever.

I get to go pee this evening. They are going to let me pee with the night shift. Wonder if any of the guys that used to work on night shift back in the early 80's when I worked on night shift are still working on night shift?

When I used to work at the mega dealer I was always chosen for the random wiz quiz, they knew I was safe, that way the insurance was satisfied and the GM could keep on doing lines on his desk.
Like I care.
Last time I had to go they were training some new chick who took her job way to seriously, and I had some fun with her. I did the empty my pockets and lock my stuff up thing, then she reached into my pockets to check, I signed a couple of papers and she reached into my pockets again, I told her she had already done that, then she said I had to take off my cowboy boots, and that was when I let her have it, I tool off my boots, I undid my belt, the snap on my jeans and unzipped, she stopped me as the jeans were heading to the floor. I told her I was going to get undressed and that she could hold it while I gave my sample. The chick training her busted out laughing and said that I was clean just go ahead, so before I turned away I asked the newbie if she was sure she didn't want to hold it. She was not amused but her trainer thought it was funny.

evil but funny

I haven't been piss tested since the Army....and not very often than....I was boring and quiet back then.

Quite

Nice