That would go viral for sure. Falling on their butts, then before they realized what happened enough to get pissed off, they faint from the odor. LOL

Guys, I thought you knew. Women never fart. At least that is the rumor started by women.

better yet a match on a stick.

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Holy Crap. Why can't the Lan Support dudes do what I tell them to fix email problems? The just tell me that's not it, and don't do what is required to fix it. Arrrrgh!

Evening Y'all,
I went all day thinking it was tuesday until about 3-ish, Oh yeah BONUS!!

That's like finding money in the pocket of some pants you haven't worn in a while!

Dad got a reminder that he's not as young as he used to be....

He bought a pair of jet skis this weekend. Spent all day Sunday and some of Monday cleaning on the fuel system on one and getting it running again. Last night went out to the lake to test them out and apparently they've got plenty of get up and go. He was messing around and threw himself off one. Knee started hurting a little bit later. Speculation from his PT today is that he managed to tear his meniscus. So that pair of jet skis just got really expensive!


I had already been telling him to bring them here. Looks like I may have to take them away from him now. For his own protection. ;)

Felt invincible until stepping on that roofing nail almost killed me.

If I squint my eyes a bit, I can almost make out a weekend in the distance.

Sid, I hope your father recovers from his knee injury quickly! SmileWavy

I may take a half day of vacation today to try and get things done while 75 degrees and sunny, 90 and humid is the forcast for the weekend......good beer drinking weather by the fire pit.

Only half?

Good freakin mornin ladies and germs.

Today's project is ta drive the 2.5 miles over to the Porsche dealership and check out a 2009 Cayenne GTS they gots for a 928 owner on Rennlist. They took it on trade for a new Macan.

The guy is in Jersey. I'm such a nice guy told him if he bought the Cayenne I would pick him up at the airport and he could stay at my place if needed. But did warn him I have a young puppy that demands lots of attention from anyone new.

Pepper is 7 months old today.

Good morning all.

Richard, warn that dude that if is in not a REAL certified dog lover Pepper will be overwhelming. She for sure need to lean some manners for having guests. I had several scratches on my leg and a big glob of dog slobber on my pants when I left. She will get better once she gets a little older. You should take her up to the dog park on 33rd St and let her run. Do it in the mornings while cool.

morning all. two more days, unless I call in dead.

Better to have someone from the family call that in. They may not believe you if you call it in. Unless you work where I do, then they might.

To be fair, we have some smart people here. We also have some that get lost when the instructions say press speed dial 1 and then press the big green start button.

Rained last night. Again. We have had three softball games postponed this year already. The one scheduled for tonight may be as well.

If I called it in it would depend on who picked up the phone.

Have tried the dog whisperer technique of wearing her out. Does not work. She recharges in 5 minutes. Especially when anyone new comes around.

Our lab was 2 when we got her and she would run hard and we would make her rest. It would take her 2-3 minutes to recharge. Now that she is over 5 she takes 5-6 minutes to recharge.