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that would depend on how high your wife jumps if she finds one at 4:30 am on her way to the bathroom in the dark.
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Hard to accidentally step on a horse, but then the horse is a might bit faster.
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I was thinking more like the little bastage runs over her foot causing her to scream mouse and jump up on the bed doing the potty dance therefore instantly waking you up with a start.
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I've accidentally smacked a horse in the balls with a broom stick before. And by accidentally, I mean that I was out for blood and he was lucky the broom stick didn't go up his ass. God I hate thoroughbreds.....pissy little prima donna *******s.
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Interesting traffic cameras but no Connor on that feed.
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Weird..... Ass isn't censored, but if you add hole to the end, it gets censored.
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about another hour before the show starts.
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so in other words one can be an ass but not a hole or would that be a whole ass?
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cool.
I was just getting enthralled with Diane W., the exciting host of Urban Green.
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try and not fall asleep. Connor will be dead at 9:00am. I sure mom is at home right now filling him with coffee
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When my grandparents lived on a farm my aunt was mad and threw a pipe at the cow that wouldn't do what she wanted. Grandpa had to pull it out after catching the poor thing with the pipe stuck in its butt.
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The curse filters are strange on the site. The common name for the female dog is not allowed but bastard is ok.
It is Wayne's sandbox and we just have to play by his rules. Some of the other forums have no curse filters. It is amazing how much profanity some people use on line.
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And in day to day conversations.
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well ^@%! that just takes the @#!$@# cake. If I can let off some %#$%@#$! then.......
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He handled himself well.
As odd as it might sound, he reminded me of a young Lars Ulrich, but not as hyper as Lars. Hoping for more success for him and his band.
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He just hired a drummer and a bass player his age so off to the races they go.
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No, I am talking about conversations that make Samuel L Jackson sound like a priest as part of everyday conversations.
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Over the years there have been many many times I was with a group of men only and the language does often get cruder if alcohol is involved. One of the things I noticed long ago is older men and men with higher incomes tend to cuss a LOT less than the younger group on on the town chasing women.
We watch the HBO series "Hard Knocks" and love it. It is interesting to see the real behind scenes at a NFL training camp. All the players are fairly young and there is a lot of profanity in the show. It does not bother my wife or me and I tend to not even notice the cussing. One episode did not record properly for some reason so we picked it up on a replay on HBO. It was an episode that aired in the middle of the day and they bleeped the stronger expletives. That really changed the feel of the show. It was lots of bleeps that make it sound worse than it really is. If you have a chance to watch it, catch a few episodes. This year they are doing it on the Houston Texans practice. I am not a big fan of watching other men play a game. This is interesting.
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There was a study out a year or so ago that proved that cussing will reduce felt pain.
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