Sleep!, no wait, that's 5.....

I actually have to do some real work tomorrow and visit a clients office.

Have a good day Rick.

Don't forget to shave Dave.

Zen Teachings

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fac t, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Thanks, Dave! You are apparently my second best fan. Obviously CowgirlVicky beat you to it. Is she a Pelican?

That's my girlfriend Markus, so be nice.
Keep the dirty comments to yourself...;)
She weighs in at only 50kg, but she's very feisty...
She has Pelican for dinner and for breakfast.... (Oops, did I just have a brainfart?)

Do me a favor, go watch some of her vids, she sings. Leave a nice comment, I know she'll appreciate it.
(She's the one that posted your YouTube links in her blog, how sweet is that)

Thats great, Geronimo! Give her a big hug for me. SmileWavy

morning lads,

Anybody wanna help coming up with a chorus for Marcus' song???
First line:

Fluffing here, fluffing there, I like fluffing everywhere...

Why does the first line sound sooo familiar... ;)

konichiwaaaa

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think soooo.

Boris brought in another mouse.
He's on a mission lately since the farmer harvested the corn.

So far, since saturday, i've seen and disposed of at least 15 mice.
And that's only the one's i've seen , who knows how many more mice he effed up out there.

Strong hunter instinct, cool!

yeah, he's a nutcase serial killer.

and as i walked to my garage, to go to work, i heard a ferocious cat fight, that was Bubba
Opened the garage door, there he was , on my backneighbours land, duking it out with some long haired cat...
Bubba never backs down. the hippie did

Hey!

Ho

The witch is dead....

Ha!

Stijn, it's 9.38, how's work so far? :D

kinda slow

Wouldn't it be nice to be home, sitting on the couch right about now?