Holy crap.
Those kids (The daughter, son in law, and the son) decided to start drinking last night. Looks like a dorm in here.

If ya can't beat 'em, join em...

Can't do it. I made a promise to the little one a few years ago to not drink ever again. She has guns, need I say more.
Besides being the sober one, with a mean streak, I have lots-o-fun with drunk people.
They did hide my camera at some point. I'll have to do better next time

If they are sleeping tight, get black marker out, draw moustaches!!SmileWavy

Yeah, great idea.
Lets review
Daughter: Army MP
Son in law: Marine
Dad: old broken down person

so it's true , you did pass command and control of your balls to the missus.

I thought you were joking, but you obviously weren't

Not passed, but after getting beaten on for 25 years, I found it is just easier not to try anymore.

You are DAD!!, Ruler of their Universe!! Lay down the law, like you're supposed to!!


(but get your black marker first and make moustaches :D:D)

I think red would be better. :)

Or those pig markers, which they use to mark live pigs. They're a helluvalot more permanent than regular ones... Really hard to remove.

[QUOTE=Geronimo '74;4992759]Guys, I don't want you to start calling me Suzy and all but I'm really thinking of taking ballet lessons....

There's this new girl in town that gives one on one lessons, expensive, but from what I've heard, more than worth it....
/QUOTE]

One of my buddies from high school got into ballet for that very reason. He was the only straight guy in a sea of skinny limber women. He was covered up with hot women.

And where the hell were you with this information 30 years ago?

dancing girls tend to be messed up in the head.
i'm saying no mas next time. There's only so much crazy i'm willing to deal with

He had to work out all the time and stay super fit. No beer (gasp) no pizza, just work out with skinny girls all the time. He "worked out" with a lot of little ladies. He never did make much money when I knew him.

one more day at the grinder, then i'm off till thursday !!

Alright gents I got some interesting stuff...


A girl I've never heard of, ever, sends me a friend request on a mostly private social networking account I have on a relatively large site that people of my age visit frequently (...) I don't add a lot of people as friends and so this kinda came at me as a surprise. I have no remembrance of ever meeting her... in fact I'm almost positive we've never crossed paths at all.


I could see her profile in full however so I took it upon myself to figure more out. She's from my hometown but her rather alarming age (or lack thereof) means we didn't go to high school together.


The biggest link I can see between us is that she is in some of the wedding photos of this girl I used to know really well. She also has in her friend list the girl I've talked about ever-so-often this year, along with some other random old friends from high school, none of which I ever talk to.

No note attached to the friend request. But since she's vain enough to post pictures on her public profile I see no harm in posting one here:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1257489984.jpg


I feel like this is some sort of trap.

:) :) :)

yeah, probably a 200 pound behemoth before the picture got cropped.

Good morning, lads.

Great initiative on the pic greeting, Dave!

Nein. Not a fatty. She has hundreds of other pictures.

Of which I promptly looked through.

How old is she.... I didn't know you were on that site.... You should add me... ;)