Stijn!!

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The rage!

More for Rick.

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Can't embed this one.
Pantera - Walk (OFFICIAL VIDEO) - YouTube

Walk!

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This will help too.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

I was getting junk mail from my cable company aimed at getting new customers. It had all kinds of sign up deals that were lower than my subscription. I called and complained and got my subscription lowered for my trouble.

I take all written garbage like that that also comes with returned postage envelopes and send cable stuff to the furniture places and such. Hey I am helping to keep the post office in biz. George Carlin gave me that idea.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by Rick V

Morning Y'all
Here we go again, gonna have to threaten to take my little town to court. A few years ago they decided to put up streetlights. Well they plopped one on my property............yeah we shot it out with a BB Gun, and made a phone call the next day. They reinstalled the bulb, again I shot it out with a BB Gun, and called the town the next day. The third time they put the bulb in I took the light down with a shotgun and called the town the next day and told them I was going to take them to court, for trespassing and vandalism, and that they needed to clean up the defective light they installed on my property. I came home that night and the light was gone. Well flash forward to yesterdays mail and they want to put up a light on the pole on the other side of my property. Here we go again. I am also going to go across the street and have a word with the old battle ax who wants the lights put up and tell her she needs to move back into town where she slithered from. FCUK HER IN THE ASS WITH A CONCRETE DILDO COVERED WITH A SAND PAPER CONDOM AND A VALVE GRINDING LUBRICANT!!!!!!

I wouldn't have called the town, i'de just have taken out the light
And sold the pole off for scrap metal (or used as firewood if wood).

Oh, and if you have that electrical wire on your property, you can short out the main fuse whenever you want, just take the 2 wires, put a breaker switch on it.. Embargo ON!

[Rick V]

Great idea however the pole also holds the lines that carry the power to my house. I will be burning up the phone today. I suspect that this situation shall be dropped by noon

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Hellz yeah!

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by Rick V

Great idea however the pole also holds the lines that carry the power to my house. I will be burning up the phone today. I suspect that this situation shall be dropped by noon

or just keep shooting it till they get tired of replacing the bulb..
i'm sure they'll get tired before you get tired of shooting

[Rick V]

That was interesting.

[Rick V]

Originally Posted by svandamme

or just keep shooting it till they get tired of replacing the bulb..
i'm sure they'll get tired before you get tired of shooting

As tempting as that is I am not allowed to discharge firearms within the town limits. Besides I have had all night to stew and brew over this and I have my game all mapped out. Trust me I know what to say and to whom. This is actually what I am very good at, the bad ass skull crushing part of me is just a hobby.

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[Rick V]

Dave that had a parental advisory on it. You know my ears can't handle that kind of language

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Funk dat!

[Rick V]

Uh Huh.

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Night!

[azzarule]

Originally Posted by svandamme

I just know that somebody some weeks ago discussed replacing the alternator on his car.

Pulled it out and rebuilt it as both bearings were shot and the regulator brushes were very worn as well.

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Evening from the morning Azzy

[svandamme]

poets day !

[Rick V]

There once was a man from Kent........................