Stijn!! - Page 2699

tweezers74 · 03-30-2012, 04:47 PM

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Tweeze, if I understood even a third of a percent of what goes on in my head to determine attraction, I wouldn't have had to hit myself in the nuts so many times while following stijns advice.

So does that mean the proposal is revoked? Oh pooh! I was already planning the honeymoon.

In all seriousness, I would have saved you the trouble and hit you in the nuts myself. What are you thinking, Joe? Geez, play a little hard to get will ya?

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tweezers74

What are you thinking, Joe? Geez, play a little hard to get will ya?

Again........
Bwahahahahahaha Tweze, meet Joe

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 04:52 PM

Hard to get? I don't think that works for guys, but I'll bite. The proposal stands, but you have to track me down based off nothing more than the information found publicly on this page

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 04:53 PM

This page or this thread? Is insider information allowed?

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:02 PM

Aww hell, go for the whole forum.....no insider info allowed.

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 05:06 PM

I smell a bidding war. I can be bought yanno.

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:10 PM

Heck, just to show I'm a nice guy, I'll give ya a hint. There is at least one member of this forum with my phone number and two with my address.

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 05:18 PM

I wouldn't know anything about that nice guy stuff.

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:22 PM

Being the nice guy has caused quite a bit of the drama in my life. Charlie Sheen looks like a very wise man these days.

Icemaster · Icemaster's Garage

Evening Rick.

I don't have to be polite and chew with my mouth closed now that we have a lady present, do I?

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

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Originally Posted by tweezers74

Hey, I can technically be defined as a cougar... Although I dont't like the term, and I have a pool boy. But nope, not attracted to him. And Jags... Ok, I can give you that but I would like a 911 more.

What is technically the official definition of a cougar? And cougar hunting? What does that entail? Tools, strategy, survival tips, normal habitat? This should be interesting...

To me a Cougar is a woman that seeks out men around half her age for the soul purpose of sex, relationships are usually limited to short flings.

If a guy wants a cougar, he is best to dress nice, head to a bar and flirt shamelessly with everyone woman that appears to be in the appropriate age range.
As far as survival, I've never had an issue surviving a woman...

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Originally Posted by svandamme

Let's ask Sid.

Why am I the expert?

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Originally Posted by tweezers74

Living in Oklahoma doesn't equate living under a rock?

We have lots of Rocks... Thats about it....

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Originally Posted by svandamme

I think Sid is the go to guy Tweeze.. dunny why, but i think he knows more on the subject then anybody else on this thread, nay, on this board.
I think he knows about getting tied up in those kinds of arrangements..

I've got no expertise here, I've never been poached by a cougar, Gogar really is the go to guy here...

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Originally Posted by Rick V

Wouldn't that be better as a thong?

Not enough text space on the thongs on the size of girls I like....

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Originally Posted by tweezers74

So does that mean the proposal is revoked? Oh pooh! I was already planning the honeymoon.

In all seriousness, I would have saved you the trouble and hit you in the nuts myself. What are you thinking, Joe? Geez, play a little hard to get will ya?

OUCH!!! That was cold....

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Icemaster

Evening Rick.

I don't have to be polite and chew with my mouth closed now that we have a lady present, do I?

You should,I think Azzy is close enough to slap ya on the back of the head. and I think she would do it too.

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:26 PM

Im good with cold.....

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life

Not enough text space on the thongs on the size of girls I like....

Again with the text..................what text?

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:27 PM

Hell, im good with psychotic women 21yrs my senior with serious emotional issues, violent felons and foreigners with handcuffs.

Rick V · 03-30-2012, 05:29 PM

Wait, you bailed on the violent felon. That redhead doesn't count

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

Joe, we seriously need to work on who you choose....

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:33 PM

Didn't bail on her due to the violent felon. Bailed because she was an idiot with no ambition or direction to a degree that I just could not tolerate.

HHI944 · 03-30-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche4life

Joe, we seriously need to work on who you choose....

What do you have against tweeze

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

It was that other list......