Stijn!!

[Rick V]

Okay hot tub time. my knees are killing me. Y'all have a good evening

[Porsche-poor]

God I love this thread! Its better than books!

[slodave]

I'd say!

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by HHI944

Didn't bail on her due to the violent felon. Bailed because she was an idiot with no ambition or direction to a degree that I just could not tolerate.

We were all disappointed when you bailed on the crazy red head that went after someone with a baseball bat. She would have been entertaining for all of us, except maybe you.

[HHI944]

Yeah, I'm mildly stupid.....

[HHI944]

Tweeze still hasn't actually answered my question.....

[tweezers74]

Hell, im good with psychotic women 21yrs my senior with serious emotional issues, violent felons and foreigners with handcuffs.

HHI, I am sorry to say that I will have to decline your proposal then. Alas, I am fearful I would just be too boring for you and you would run off with a violent red-headed felon. *sigh*. And for a second there I thought it might have been true love. I was kinda looking forward to playing the "where's Joe?" game. Truly a sad day for our short lived romance.

[porsche4life]

I think offering to punch you in the nads is a no...

[HHI944]

Lol

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I think offering to punch you in the nads is a no...

Dude, I've gotten laid shortly after being chased with a broken beer bottle.....the bad punch offer is not even close to a definite no.

[tweezers74]

Evening Rick.



I don't have to be polite and chew with my mouth closed now that we have a lady present, do I?

Please don't. I have a lot of guy friends so whatever you guys say or do probably won't offend me. Seriously. If you don't, I will bore the heck of all of you and write lots of posts on stupid chick flicks, shoes, and cute male celebrities. So save yourselves from the torture and carry on with your hump day and Friday pics of T&A.

[porsche4life]

Joe, once someone chases you with a deadly weapon, it's wise to not fuch them.

[tweezers74]

Tweeze still hasn't actually answered my question.....

What question? I am old. Remind me again.

[HHI944]

You're not old, you're like a fine aged scotch.....mellowed in all the right places yet still sharp and powerful where it counts.
I was referring to my proposal.

[HHI944]

Or like this first factory press la flor dominicana that im enjoying after it spent the last 5 years aging in a humidor. So smooth I want to savor every molecule, yet powerful and flavorful enough ti keep my senses tingling through that last molecule

[HHI944]

Down yonder in the south, from whence I hail, those last posts would assign me the label of silver tongued devil. The flipside is that every silver tongued devil south of the mason dixon also tends towards the lost art of chivalry.

[slodave]

Joe, you like handcuffs, how about rope or scarves?

[HHI944]

Don't really like em, just woke up handcuffed to a Russian Chick's bed frame once. Carry a handcuff key in my wallet now.

[tweezers74]

HHI, wow, you are pretty descriptive when comparing me to Scotch and a fine cigar. Ironic, because you have never met me. I could be more of the beer/cheap cigarettes type...

[Noah930]

Don't really like em, just woke up handcuffed to a Russian Chick's bed frame once. Carry a handcuff key in my wallet now.

Sounds like a great plan B...until said Russian chick also steals your wallet on her way out the door.