Stijn!!

[Jim Richards]

Hahaha! This thread gives new meaning to the Pelican connection.

[RKDinOKC]

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell...a practice to insure protection from spousal revenge no doubt.

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell...a practice to insure protection from spousal revenge no doubt.

True.

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Porsche-poor

True.

Spousal revenge?

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

Spousal revenge?

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell...

[Andy911sc]

So today is my friday. I will be leaving tomorrow morning for western, pa for a wedding this saturday. I am finalizing my notes right now because I am officiating it.

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by Andy911sc

So today is my friday. I will be leaving tomorrow morning for western, pa for a wedding this saturday. I am finalizing my notes right now because I am officiating it.

the correct line is "you may now kiss the bride"

Not

"get out of the way I'm kissing her"

[RKDinOKC]

If either of a carnally involved couple are in a spousal arrangement with someone other than the partner and word gets back to that spouse, then there may very well be some sort of spousal revenge taken. My Mother always said if she found that my Dad did anything carnally with anyone else, she would kill him in his sleep. She stated it so matter-of-factly it was kind of scary.

Gentlemen also do not kiss and tell so as not to sully a lady's reputation.

[Porsche-poor]

Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

Gentlemen also do not kiss and tell so as not to soil a lady's reputation.

Another good point. You should hold a class and that should not be in green.

[RKDinOKC]

It is my firm belief that the huge increase in teen pregnancy in the late 70's was not because teens were any more active or less informed. It was because of the death of the full service gas station that had a key to the restroom and a condom dispenser on the wall. I went from being able to "privately" purchase condoms to having to ask for and pay at the register. And at the same pharmacy where my parents shopped and everyone knew everyone on a first name basis. It took a LOT of boldness to purchase them.

[Porsche-poor]

another good point.

[RKDinOKC]

A couple of days after my first public purchase my Dad said, "Talked to the pharmacist today." Long pause...panic stared setting in, then, "He want's his car waxed Saturday morning so don't stay out too late Friday night." Then he smiled real big. It was not uncommon for me to detail 3 or 4 cars on a Saturday, I detailed most of the nice cars in the area, but it was the first time he warned me not to stay out too late Friday night.

The standing rule at our house was it didn't matter how late you stayed out just as long as you got up and did whatever you were supposed to do the next day. It went right along with the no drinking rule of Call me if you need to but don't come home drunk so your Mom doesn't find out.

[GH85Carrera]

I learned that it was a good idea to put the condom wrapper in you shoes. That way you could take the evidence with you.

[slodave]

Not a fan of popcorn, but I think I'll make a fresh batch.

[Jferr006]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Janet, you say that like I don't know it. . I'd much rather be sleeping with tweeze, she is way better to cuddle up with.

Oh and by the way, it's more like a fall from orbit, not a flight of stairs.

That's like saying "infinty" and losing all relativity to anything. I thought 'flight of stairs' was a far enough distance from 'step down', tough crowd. Clearly, you've both become cranky in eachothers' absence

[porsche4life]

Janet... Low earth orbit is anything from 90-600miles out. That is not an infinite quantity. And I'm not being cranky,merely making a statement.

[Outback Porsche]

A couple of days after my first public purchase my Dad said, "Talked to the pharmacist today." Long pause...panic stared setting in, then, "He want's his car waxed Saturday morning so don't stay out too late Friday night." Then he smiled real big. It was not uncommon for me to detail 3 or 4 cars on a Saturday, I detailed most of the nice cars in the area, but it was the first time he warned me not to stay out too late Friday night.



The standing rule at our house was it didn't matter how late you stayed out just as long as you got up and did whatever you were supposed to do the next day. It went right along with the no drinking rule of Call me if you need to but don't come home drunk so your Mom doesn't find out.

I used to tell my son, 'be at home or be in bed by midnight'.

[Porsche-poor]

He is cranky.

[porsche4life]

Andy, here is my skeleton Invicta.

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

That's like saying "infinty" and losing all relativity to anything. I thought 'flight of stairs' was a far enough distance from 'step down', tough crowd. Clearly, you've both become cranky in eachothers' absence

Hey! What have I said that indicates I am cranky? I am very very very happy. Just sayin. And Sidney, that's my fav out of all your watches, even over the one I got you.