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Be thankful they remember to use the bathroom
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Hehehe
The old bugger did it to me last week as well. They're both as deaf as posts and wont wear their hearing aids (coz everything is too loud  ). I knocked and low and behold, no answer, so I tried the door handle and BANG, it's search for the eye bleach time.  No need to bust down the door - a coin will unlock the door from the outside. Oh, and flushing is a good thing Gee, Sharyn's knickers get comfy after a while.... 
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Oops, thought you typed beach not bleach...
 Happy Hump Day anyway.
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Happy Hump day folks.
Many years ago the business I worked for was in a strip mall. The business was big enough to need two of the store spots. Each spot had just one toilet. We ended up putting the film processors back in the corner where one toilet was. Since I ran the film processors and it was usually locked up and in darkroom mode no one else every used that toilet. It was totally my domain. I kept the door to the toilet closed since the toilet had some small light leaks. All that was usually in there was a toilet & mop bucket and I never knocked if I needed to go in there since it was such a pain to get to through the processor darkroom. One day for whatever reason (mostly because she was a stupid person) the bosses wife decided to use that toilet rather than the normal one. I was ready to run film and I was going to take my customary wizz before being locked in the 100% DARK room for an hour or more. I open the door and there sits the bosses wife. Blah!
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Self-inflicted Wedgie
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Hahahaha
Last weekend a mate sent me a text message, it read "sorry can't play golf today, I coughed so hard I pulled a muscle in my back'. I sent him back a text message that said, 'Okay, so you can't play golf cos you've got sand in your vagina'.
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I've inspected this one very closely and don't see one grain of sand.
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I am so smooth....
Hit a PR on my locked arm overhead row....this exercise is a giant killer....previous PR was 4 reps at 130....I pulled 7 out today.......then screamed FUCH at the ceiling and proceeded to vomit in a trash can......then, and only then, did I notice that my new friend had shown up..... |
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I have always heard the way to a woman's heart is harsh profanity and puking. They just love it.
No wonder you are single. 
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Actually, she snickered about it.....she gets the whole 'push yourself to your limits then go a bit farther' thing......
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It took 30 years to find the woman I married. Should something happen to her I will be single from then on.
Also, did you turn green when you puked?
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09-17-2014, 01:25 PM
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Nah, just a quick emptying of the stomach due to lack of blood flow...
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OK, but it would have been awesome had you turned green. JOE SMASH (or splash in this case)!
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And I do have to say you do know how to single yourself out from the other guys to get her attention!
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No, but the green would have made up for it.
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Only if she is familiar with comic books in general and the Hulk in particular. He would need to rip his shirt as well.
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