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trekkor 09-25-2009 10:25 PM

Quote:

you should see the other guy

OK. Back up. There's more to this story.

I've got time...


KT

Joe Bob 09-25-2009 10:30 PM

it was 30 years ago.....went in my ass, nicked my pelvis, took a turn bounced off a kidney and ended up in the liver...or something like that. I wasn't paying attention.

A meth head got pissed when we responded to a call on his momz. Whipped out his stolen Smith and Wesson .357....I dove for the weeds and took one for the team....

Thank you, Jesus. It was loaded with cheapass wadcutters for target shooting or I'd be in a wheel chair.....

The local donut eaters beat the Fuch outta him......

trekkor 09-25-2009 10:36 PM

OK

I thought you had been up to something recently.



KT

Joe Bob 09-25-2009 10:43 PM

The recent accident made it hurt.....I've never had a back x=ray and finally did after the scooter/Disneyland incident.

Joe Bob 09-25-2009 11:26 PM

So, Trekkor.....when were you going to tell me that I was banned on the 914.con board? Did that douche nozzle finally get pissed at me for posting the truth?

Joeaksa 09-26-2009 05:42 AM

Mike,

Sorry to hear about it but may work out for the best. There usually is a reason for most everything that happens.

If you need to get away for a bit come on over to Phoenix... Its finally getting cool over here and life is good.

Joe A

red-beard 09-26-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikez (Post 4919217)
So, Trekkor.....when were you going to tell me that I was banned on the 914.con board? Did that douche nozzle finally get pissed at me for posting the truth?

That's not telling us enough. There are plenty of douche nozzles in the 914 community. Was this one worshipped and then moved to San Diego at some point?

Joe Bob 09-26-2009 01:19 PM

Dickweed Brad....

sammyg2 09-26-2009 01:50 PM

You can still go to the stolen 914 board, right?

Joe Bob 09-27-2009 07:33 PM

Looking at a house for sale with "Squirt" the Wonder Dog.....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1254105213.jpg

Joe Bob 09-27-2009 07:34 PM

Harley bar with Harley wimmen....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1254105274.jpg

Joe Bob 09-27-2009 08:13 PM

Only one answer to my dilemmas..............


ROAD TRIP

trekkor 09-27-2009 08:24 PM

Call before you get here...


KT

Joe Bob 09-27-2009 08:37 PM

Send me your contact information....

Joe Bob 09-27-2009 09:06 PM

I pulled the plug on football....took a hit last night. Two linebackers came in near the sidelines and submarined me...Legs went up....came down on my head and then my back.....X rays of my head showed NOTHING....(Google Dizzy Dean) and my spine showed an L5 fracture.....

Gonna get my affairs in order and take a trip to Phoenix and visit some fullacrapola blood pressure specialist...they gots lots FOPs there and visit a tail dragger friend......

Then off to Lost Wages and then......

Think "Bucket List".....gonna load it up on a trailer and tow it with a diesel truck camper combo with my Seadoos.....

Any of youse farging maniacs wants ta go?????

Maybe I can call TC?????

trekkor 09-27-2009 09:11 PM

So I guess I'll see you at Laguna and Sears, then?


KT

Joeaksa 09-27-2009 09:29 PM

Mike,

Am busy on the 7th, and prolly heading overseas on the 9th or so.

Otherwise give me some notice and you are welcome to come on over for a bit of sitting by the pool and BS'ing with the gang. BBQ is always open and we can grill some dead cow or fish. Got a spare bedroom you are welcome to use. We can get the Phoenix Pelican gang together with some notice.

Joe A

Joe Bob 09-28-2009 01:28 AM

You know you were fat when you put on your faggy biker chues and the fargin' things are too big....thank god for velcro fasteners....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1254126464.jpg

Joe Bob 09-29-2009 03:31 PM

Musta had a bad night.....http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1254263500.jpg

Joeaksa 09-29-2009 04:58 PM

Hope it says on the front "Dont taze me bro!" so he can turn around when the cops get ahold of him.


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