Fat chick dropping trou.....

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Looks like you are enjoying retirement! :)

So do you keep the previous 7 years tax records in your wallet for convenience?

Oh Chez, Jefe....

Damn - I liked that photo!!!!!

Mike,

Things are looking up. Need help?

Joe A

Much better

So at 8 o'clock last nite I decided to put on my faggy Lycra pants and shirt and knock of 20 miles on my road bike.....uneventful....

Stopped off at the local slimey bar and ordered a cold one...or two.....

Got challenged to a pool game by some Betty.


I sandbagged the first 4 shorts then cleared the table. The next guy up, the "betty" starts talking crap about my faggy shorts.....I clean this guys clock and the ****zbird is up again....I hand the cue over to the guy I just beat and tell heem, da schiten****ass is ALL YOURS.....

I grab my bike and proceed out the door.....she comes over and blocks my path and proceeds to give me what's left of her mind...


I mention that I'm married, her boobs realy aren't that big and I'm armed. I also added that I would blow both of her knee caps off if she didn't move......that's when the bouncer came up and tossed her out the the back.

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Aside from the gunshot to the ass, I figure you get/got what you deserve.

No sympathy here.

SmileWavy

Hi Mike, I should have told you earlier when I talked to you about the bullet I dodged last night (not like I didn't take a hard hit the other night..):eek: She was a cutie, but a total nutcase.....

Last night....my choices were either the parked car or the cat....the parked car got it.....

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Oil cooler took a hit too.....looks to be OK, though.....

A couple of years ago I had a similar choice.. coyote or guard rail. Took the coyote. Bill was over $3K. Is still not right. Have given up getting the body shop to fix it right. Tie wraps and duct tape (hidden) are what holds this country together anymore.

All the parts are at the body shop....was able to find some nice early fenders....
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Finished the tilt bed trailer tonight......928 phone dials and electric winch. Total $$ 200. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1255156350.jpg
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don't waste those extra meds

Since I can't run, football is out.....so, I do baseball.....



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