caption this photo

[regency]

Jergens.

Steve

73 911T MFI Coupe, Aubergine

[944Larry]

Goody-we're going riding in the 944 next?

[A930Rocket]

I'm not kidding! Give me back my bikini bottom, NOW!

[Icemaster]

"I used to be a man. Really. Take a peek..."

[kaisen]

Originally Posted by Icemaster

"I used to be a man. Really. Take a peek..."

You mean, "have a feel"

[Jagshund]

I can't caption that for I am speechless. However, we'll see what my wife says when she sees that I've set it as the study desktop's background.

[azasadny]

snow tires...

[Buckterrier]

I've never done her but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express

[Gogar]

"I promise you, Mr. Johnson, the FEM-BOT has no unique thoughts, and it will do whatever you tell it. Just make sure not to fully submerge the CPU in the water.

[targa911S]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

The Lady of the Lake...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Seahawk, was to carry Excalibur.

That is why I am your king!







The rest:





DENIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate
from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Seahawk: Be quiet!
DENIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Seahawk: Shut up!
DENIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Ahhhh monty seahawk.

[Bill Douglas]

Honestly, they keep me afloat.

[livi]

"Would you like a drink too, sir?"

[Steve Carlton]

"Not... interested... in putting up with my schit someday?"

[D911SC]

"Thanks to a hot dip this body should stay in perfect condition for at least the next 15 years"

[vwbobd]

Originally Posted by RWebb

I warned you that I was a squirter

[vwbobd]

Originally Posted by RWebb

Trojan Condoms.....youd better stock up

[charlesbahn]

I have a big reward for whoever finds my ring (snorkeling)...

[Turbo_pro]

"Sweetie, come back in the house before some a**wipe snaps your picture and posts it on the web for the pleasure of a bunch of horndogs."

[WIL84911]

my goodness.. I'm hypnotized.. eeeerrrr

Originally Posted by RWebb

[murphyjp]

I'm all wet