Ex-wives are so bat chit crazy....

[Jrboulder]

"All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee"

[Tobra]

Wait, does that mean Red Beard is moving to Tennessee?

JD, you don't neccessarily have to be home when said harpy arrives do you?

I sort of feel sorry for my ex's second husband, and he is a complete jackass.

[Superman]

I am soooooooooooooooo....glad not to be married to my first wife anymore.

[Jim Bremner]

oj might have done tha right thing

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by gt350mike

It's weird a former spouse seems like the perfect mate at the beginning of the relationship, then somewhere along the way they turn into your worst nucking fightmare. In some cases, it happens within just a few years but others it takes several years.

Sorry to hear about your reoccurring nightmare.

Some guys should just find a woman they don't like every 5-10 years and buy her a house...

[GWN7]

It took her 9 months to run thru the bag of cash you gave her....a appropriate amount of time.

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by red-beard

All my ex's live in Texas...fortunately not!

Sometimes I wonder what has happened to them. Then I come to my senses.

My ex lives in another state like yours.

And at times I wonder what she's up to then the memories shock me back into reality. Meanwhile life goes on.

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My ex is a complete nutter... Alcoholic and more lately has started to smoke "Mary Jane".
(I love this part)... She's now suddenly single because her ex BF left her for another married woman. She'll be 50 in March.

I'll never understand her.

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by GWN7

It took her 9 months to run thru the bag of cash you gave her....a appropriate amount of time.

10 years ago my ex wife and her then new B.F. burnt through $220,000 in 12 months!

(see post above on how it turned out)

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Some guys should just find a woman they don't like every 5-10 years and buy her a house...

Robin Williams said much the same thing a few years ago.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by targa911S

My drummer has been married so many times wedding bells sound like an alarm clock to him.

Whadaya call a drummer without a wife or g/f? ....Homeless

Originally Posted by Gretch;6490"480

ex wives should have to wear a sign to warn off all the stoopit bastages they meet in the future.
......

Words to live by: "If she has issues with her ex, you will be the next ex she has issues with!"

It was seven years before the "bat chit crazy" surfaced with my last serious relationshiop...

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Wait, does that mean Red Beard is moving to Tennessee?

JD, you don't neccessarily have to be home when said harpy arrives do you?

I sort of feel sorry for my ex's second husband, and he is a complete jackass.

One is now in Washington State and I think the other one is either in Eastern NY or Massachusetts.

[jhynesrockmtn]

Washington State

Crap, name please

[red-beard]

Mary, she is in Kirkland, a civil engineer and she turned 46 last month. 5'3", deep blue eyes (great ones) fake blond (medium brown natural), and crazy.

[GH85Carrera]

One of my buddies got a divorce after a short 14 month marriage. No kids so they did a simple divorce and on their own figured out how to split the property. Divorce granted and they go their separate ways. They remain "friends" and he even helps her move into her new condo a full year after the divorce.

As expected since he is single he starts playing the field and does a lot of "catch and release" with women. The ex wife see him on several occasions out and about dating a different woman each time. Now she is so mad she will not even talk to him.

Now that is nucking futz. To be mad that your ex spouse is dating a year after a divorce.

[foxpaws]

I have to agree that it seems like the percentage of wacky divorced females do outnumber wacky divorced males.

However, wacky divorced males often are far more lethal.

I will never understand people who get married, go through a messy divorce, get married again, go through a messy divorce again, get married again... I think they must have something wrong with them as well. Hope springing eternal is one thing - but at some point reality should really set in.

[Joe Bob]

Fox, the secret to keeping a man, at least for me is two little rules......feed them and screw them....meaning if he don't have a stiffy, give him a sandwich....they'll pretty much put up with anything else.....just sayin'

[foxpaws]

You don't have to feed them...

[dtw]

You have much to teach us, master.

Fox, the secret to keeping a man, at least for me is two little rules......feed them and screw them....meaning if he don't have a stiffy, give him a sandwich....they'll pretty much put up with anything else.....just sayin'

[Danimal16]

It is far more than screwing and eating. Seriously it is about respect for men and security (and love) for women. (IMHO)

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

One of my buddies got a divorce after a short 14 month marriage. No kids so they did a simple divorce and on their own figured out how to split the property. Divorce granted and they go their separate ways. They remain "friends" and he even helps her move into her new condo a full year after the divorce.

As expected since he is single he starts playing the field and does a lot of "catch and release" with women. The ex wife see him on several occasions out and about dating a different woman each time. Now she is so mad she will not even talk to him.

Now that is nucking futz. To be mad that your ex spouse is dating a year after a divorce.

That's how women are...

After my marriage broke up I started dating. My ex found out about it and that's when she got realy nasty. Meanwhile she's got her BF (which she met and had an affair with while being married to me) "visiting" her from interstate very 6 weeks or so.

Is it any wonder I havent re married. Most of the women I've met around my age are damaged and bitter. My current GF is 3 years younger than me and she's crazy. She hates her ex, father, mother and three brothers. I've tried to understand it but I really don't get it. Meanwhile she wants to move in with me. Im not to eager to let that happen.