Ex-wives are so bat chit crazy....

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Shadetree930

<----- a transplanted Yankee. 5 years Yankee free now.

friggin' carpet bagger

[widgeon13]

I will never understand how two people can be so stupid as to actually get remarried. Holy ****, what makes either one think anything has changed.

[M.D. Holloway]

yoiu obviously never had a hate f***. Ex-wives are the best at them! You want raw sex at its finest? Nail your ex from behind and follow-up with a good ol fashioned donkey punch. Mind you though, things can get down right violent. Just say'n...

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

yoiu obviously never had a hate f***. Ex-wives are the best at them! You want raw sex at its finest? Nail your ex from behind and follow-up with a good ol fashioned donkey punch. Mind you though, things can get down right violent. Just say'n...

Oh that's nuts. Just the thought fill me with dread, fear and loathing.

[Shadetree930]

Originally Posted by Dueller

friggin' carpet bagger

I prefer the modern colloquialism of that term .... "vulture capitalist".

[widgeon13]

Yeah, but you can do that w/o getting remarried. Getting remarried is turning a hate **** into a dumb ****!

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

yoiu obviously never had a hate f***. Ex-wives are the best at them! You want raw sex at its finest? Nail your ex from behind and follow-up with a good ol fashioned donkey punch. Mind you though, things can get down right violent. Just say'n...

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by widgeon13

I will never understand how two people can be so stupid as to actually get remarried. Holy ****, what makes either one think anything has changed.

Both have to be crazy. Ask Mitch Daniels.

My 1st wife ran off with another guy. And then things started to not go so well, so she was calling and talking to me.

She was not happy. She didn't clean well enough for him, etc. Shoot, I could have told him that!

Anyway, she said she was thinking of moving back to DC from Cinncinati.

acknowlege with an "ok".

"but I want to get my own apartment."

"That's good"

"We can start dating"

"uh, ok"

"But I still want to get divorced"

"ok, that's good"

"But if we get re-married, this time, I want a good wedding".

And that is my final answer. They are all bat chit crazy! We weren't even divorced, and she can see a way where were get re-married with a "good" wedding, this time.

[sc_rufctr]

James

That sounds like a desperate women who can't see her own future.

I believe a woman will stay in an unhappy relationship until she thinks she has something to go to. That's what my ex did. I didn't do her much good because her ex BF ran off with another married women. I can't help but laugh when I think of that.

[red-beard]

Well, that conversation took place a bit of 20 years ago...And I think that was one of the last calls, ever. And fortunately, she is at least 2000 miles away (3000 km for everyone else)...

[Neilk]

Originally Posted by red-beard

One of my buddies got married in 2001, a few hours before I moved to San Diego. In the summer that lead up to the marriage, they were already in counseling. I told him to put off the wedding, or as a minimum to postpone it.

They divorced in 2004.

I thought getting married was THE way to fix a bad relationship

[GH85Carrera]

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[red-beard]

Quote de red-beard

One of my buddies got married in 2001, a few hours before I moved to San Diego. In the summer that lead up to the marriage, they were already in counseling. I told him to put off the wedding, or as a minimum to postpone it.



They divorced in 2004.

I thought getting married was THE way to fix a bad relationship

And the best way to fix a bad marriage is to have a baby

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by red-beard

And the best way to fix a bad marriage is to have a baby

Sure... then she owns your azz for at least the next 18 years! Hope you have a "plan B" for this!

[M.D. Holloway]

I think Red's green key got stuck!

[red-beard]

It is tough to put the green text in place on a tablet

[Bob Kontak]

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

- Johnny Carson

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

...

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

Mark O.

This should be printed at the bottom of all marriage certificates!

[red-beard]

Bump!

Hey Jim, any crazy updates?

[Gene-o]

Been happily married for 23, looking forward to 23 more and then some. Of course any woman who would choose a guy like me to be their husband would have to be bat chit crazy!