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The fun - '06 Carrera, '79 930, '06 S4 Avant, '16 i8 The mundane - '24 Tesla Model 3, '22 Tesla Model Y, '19 Tacoma |
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Me: helping to cary in the groceries and proceed to put things away
Her (in humorous yet sarcastic voice): "That's right, make sure you put the beer away first!" 
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"When are you going to sell those {guitar} amplifiers?"
"Why don't we pick up sushi and eat it at home?"
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Her (looking at a 993 in the driveway): You bought a new car today??
Me: Well, it's 2 years old. But I told you this morning that I would probably by a car today if I found the right one. You said, "Do whatever you want." Her: Well, I didn't think you were SERIOUS.
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"You're going to drive that thing?"
"You're going to ride that thing?" "You're going to fix that thing?" "When are you going to fix that thing?"
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A few years ago I was considering purchase of a Cayman S as a DD. For some reason my wife thought I was talking about selling my '88 Carrera to get the Cayman. After I explained she said, "Why would you want 2 Porsches?" I said, "People often say there are no stupid questions, but that was a stupid question!" She wasn't pleased by my comment.
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My wife after a nice but speechless 20 minute session riding shot gun in my 911 at Laguna Seca. Her first words getting out of the 911... "I'll never question you again when you want to buy new tires" |
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"I have no idea what you are doing there, but I wouldn't do it like that."
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 My wife's first words after getting out of my 911 at Laguna were "BARRRF…ACK...DON'T EVER ASK ME TO DO THAT AGAIN!"
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"What are you doing back there?"
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A few years ago I was looking at a pre-owned side-by-side ATV....
She: You're not bringing that ATV home tonight are you? Me: No! The next evening my newly purchased ATV get's delivered to our house by the seller (I didn't have a trailer at the time so he agreed to deliver it). She: I thought you weren't going to buy it?!? Me: What?!? You asked me last night if "I was going to bring it home last night?" Well, I didn't...it got delivered tonight! She: That's not what I meant!!!   
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Me: Going fast around an exit ramp
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10-31-2015, 12:06 PM
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"Take someone else on your fun-runs."
"I'm just going to close my eyes while you drive." "Buy a passenger bar for your motorcycle so we can go on rides." - Hasn't been on the bike in 2 years with me.
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Her: Nothing. Me: Okay, I'm going out with the guys. 
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The fun - '06 Carrera, '79 930, '06 S4 Avant, '16 i8 The mundane - '24 Tesla Model 3, '22 Tesla Model Y, '19 Tacoma |
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~10 years ago Wife is getting a little frustrated while working on one of those twisted nail puzzles.
"How does this one work?" I answered, "That one turns the opposite way." My tone of voice must have been off a little. Her reply, "Well don't be a smartass?" "All things don't work the same." Almost a Berra-ism. We use that all of the time with each other now.
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1988 Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2
Shape shifter, Excellence magazine 11/2010.
lil' black
1988 Chevy Camaro IMSA GTO/Trans Am series spec.
Andy Porterfield's last race car.
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1980 Porsche 911 SC Targa
2006 Porsche 997 C4S Coupe
2017 Victory Octane
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