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Howie - triathlon training?
you ready?
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I was born ready. You have been designated Captain of the 40 and under team. Draft your best 4 players so the teams are in place.
Original 3 events were tequila shooting, poker playing, and a competitive driving event. How about a decathalon? Events under consideration: Dirty song singing Live fire close combat course Softball Rock skipping Skeet shooting Worst joke Campfire farting 'Here, y'all watch this' contest All you old guys check in with me, snot noses with AA. 
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rofl!!!
lets stick to the tri... If nominated, i will not run... if elected, i will not serve... Joe O is under 40 right?
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Howard you sure your heart can handle the pressure of competition?
Perhaps we should stay with those events that might be less taxing... Say cane wrapping, Prune Juice shooters , and wheel chair races... Just a thought..  
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i dont care who you are... that ^^^^^ was funny!
welcome to the howard bashing club LOL who is this guy? get hima beer LOL
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Oh just a friend... Aaron..
This is kinda nice, new name, new identity... |
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I should check with John to see what the Vegas odds are on this event....I think I could make some money....
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WHAAAT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! HOLD THAT TIN CAN UP TO MY EAR!
I'm so old and feeble no one should bet on me. John, PM with with the line on this. I've got my eye on a pristine 550 replica...
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Howard I'm just teasing ya...
It's Brian all in fun... |
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i take my comments back.
it is a well known fact that brian is NOT a funny guy. we have been duped.
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It was funny. Think we'll add prune juice shooting to the campfire farting contest. We'll find out who's really brave
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Howie, the campfire pharting & prune juice shooting requires preparation.
1.) Ingestion of a 3 lb bean/jalapeno/cheese burrito must take place 4 hours prior to the pharting contest. Extra ooomph can be obtained with the addition of cilantro and onion. For absolute in boost, 4 pickled eggs can be added to the burrito. 2.) 1/2 hour prior to the beginning, equal parts of prune juice and tequila must be injested. At least 1 1/2 pints each. For flavor, a dash of Louisana Hot Sauce will do. 3.) 15 minutes before the event, jumping jacks are required for a 10 minute period. I figure that the fire will explode into a firestorm or be put out by the smelliest concoction ever to leave the human body.
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I think it would be a chuckle to see who master's the sleeping head bob first, Howard, or Ron..
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I expected that from you hoppy... Unfortunatley for you, I don't think you can stay up past 7:00. I know after you catch the early bird special at Denny's, time to watch re-runs of Hee Haw and then it's off to sleep.....
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Talk is cheap. When NAARP unleashes the full fury of Mrs. K, you will run to your mamas.
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Oh getting a women to do your fighting huh?????
Lucky for me she has a bad leg, so I think I can out run her...LOL. Last edited by Tincan914; 08-29-2006 at 07:57 AM.. |
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