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GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Hey you soon I will be famous. I received an extortion email. They claimed they hacked my computer, turned on the camera and have video of me watching the porn and doing the deed most porn watchers do. They must be really good top level hackers to turn on the camera that my desktop camera does not even have. I wonder is they accessed my twitter account that I don't even have?

If I don't pay the extortionist, they will release the video of me that can't possibly exist for multiple reasons, and everyone will see it. I am just glad they don't have the video of me having three way sex with a Unicorn and a Bigfoot female.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

I am just glad they don't have the video of me having three way sex with a Unicorn and a Bigfoot female.

That's gotta hurt

GH85Carrera · GH85Carrera's Garage

Hey when a lady big foot says now, ya gotta do it now! What is the opposite of a Brazilian wax? In the nature?

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Hey when a lady big foot says now, ya gotta do it now! What is the opposite of a Brazilian wax? In the nature?

I was thinking more of what the unicorn is doing while you are stuphing bigfoot!

Norm K · 08-27-2018, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WPOZZZ

Sounds more Thai, but I Googled the surname and it is from Ghana.

Umm, ya, the Irish/Japanese thing was intended as levity.

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wdfifteen · wdfifteen's Garage

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

I am just glad they don't have the video of me having three way sex with a Unicorn and a Bigfoot female.

That wasn’t a female? I guess it’s hard to one from the other with that hair and all. Anyway, glad you’re alright.

tevake · 08-27-2018, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Friendlier than mine. I got an extortion one where the sender said they had taken control over my laptop camera and taken some video footage of me **** while looking at online p0rn. And are going to send a copy to all my friends if I don't pay blah blah with bitcoins.

Sounds fun. I hope I get a copy of it sent to me as well.

Wow GH 85 Carrera and I both seem to have received the same extortion scam as Bills,
Now I'm wondering if they are finding us thru Pelican.

Is this something that should be reported to the mods here?

Cheers Richard.