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				Wait...for...it...    Worst car hack ever!
			 
			
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				![]() This wins, hands down, worst car hack ever. Mic drop. Done https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/d/porsche-911-targa-custom-limo/6727247242.html  
		
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			It's almost as if you're challenging someone to post something that tops it.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			pretty sure that's a crime. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			But at least it's not made of paper mache.  
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			ironically, this is the just like what Benihana did to Japanese food. 
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			That is a car in search of a tree...
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Well, they tried, but it still isn't as fugly as an Aztec.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Burn it, burn it with fire (or maybe a volcano)
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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 959 look Targa limo........................the thing nobody wanted, and yet it exists. https://junkscience.com/2013/03/global-warming-tragedy-usa-my-beach-house-and-porsche/ ![]() Man V's nature, which can do worse to a Porsche? 
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			Hey, it's a 959! Can't overlook that. And perfect for a V8 conversion. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I can just picture 2 dudes wearing red michael jackson jackets, and parachute pants , listening to cheesy 80's music, doing big fat rails off the work bench, in some dirty garage in  jersey, while all the fabrication was happening . 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			There were some real crimes against humanity, and all that is sacred committed in the 80's 
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			$500 for the VIN...  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			And yet a very similar project CAN be done in style and taste....  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 But if that is from a hurricane smackin' into things and spraying ocean water everywhere, etc. there won't be anything salvageable by the time the car can be gotten to a place it can get parted out  | 
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			They say there is an ass for every seat. No way I want to contemplate what the ass in question for the car in the original post is like.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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the link said it was built for that dude that started Benihana.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I want the wheels. Refinished they could be kuhl. Also the wing windows.  The rest can go to the crusher.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			It’s worth it for the shift knob alone... 
		
	
		
	
			
			
				
					 
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