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Wait...for...it... Worst car hack ever!
Unfortunately there is Porsche content
![]() This wins, hands down, worst car hack ever. Mic drop. Done https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/d/porsche-911-targa-custom-limo/6727247242.html ![]()
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It's almost as if you're challenging someone to post something that tops it.
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pretty sure that's a crime.
But at least it's not made of paper mache. ![]() Last edited by sammyg2; 10-19-2018 at 08:27 AM.. |
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whoa..
ironically, this is the just like what Benihana did to Japanese food.
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That is a car in search of a tree...
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Well, they tried, but it still isn't as fugly as an Aztec.
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Nothing that a volcano can’t fix
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Get off my lawn!
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Burn it, burn it with fire (or maybe a volcano)
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959 look Targa limo........................the thing nobody wanted, and yet it exists. https://junkscience.com/2013/03/global-warming-tragedy-usa-my-beach-house-and-porsche/ ![]() Man V's nature, which can do worse to a Porsche?
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Hey, it's a 959! Can't overlook that. And perfect for a V8 conversion.
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I can just picture 2 dudes wearing red michael jackson jackets, and parachute pants , listening to cheesy 80's music, doing big fat rails off the work bench, in some dirty garage in jersey, while all the fabrication was happening .
There were some real crimes against humanity, and all that is sacred committed in the 80's
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$500 for the VIN...
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And yet a very similar project CAN be done in style and taste....
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But if that is from a hurricane smackin' into things and spraying ocean water everywhere, etc. there won't be anything salvageable by the time the car can be gotten to a place it can get parted out |
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They say there is an ass for every seat. No way I want to contemplate what the ass in question for the car in the original post is like.
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the link said it was built for that dude that started Benihana.
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I want the wheels. Refinished they could be kuhl. Also the wing windows. The rest can go to the crusher.
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An air cooled refrigerator. ‘Mein Teil’ Last edited by RSBob; 10-19-2018 at 05:53 PM.. |
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It’s worth it for the shift knob alone...
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