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We went to see Ron White when he was young and upcoming at a local comedy club. He was already the headliner, and had a couple of good warm up comedians. He had us laughing so hard I was really hoping he would tell a dud joke so I could catch my breath. My sides were hurting.

The next day I felt like I had been in a car crash, and my face hurt the most.
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We went to see Ron White when he was young and upcoming at a local comedy club. He was already the headliner, and had a couple of good warm up comedians. He had us laughing so hard I was really hoping he would tell a dud joke so I could catch my breath. My sides were hurting.

The next day I felt like I had been in a car crash, and my face hurt the most.
He was the best of the bunch of those guys that did the tour together. I liked Bill Engval the first time that I saw him too.

Ismo a Finnish comedian is also pretty funny
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The guys from Project Binky make me laugh out loud sometimes. (Usually the opening credits where the voice over is different from the headline during the naming of the episode gets at least a chuckle.)
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My husband makes me laugh. Seriously. He's not a great joke teller but funny stuff he does makes me DIE laughing! Our son children are also extremely funny - both great story tellers with a perfect sense of timing and the ability to see the humor in awkward situations!

Our house has always been filled with laughter.

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My older brother too. The guy just has a way of cracking me up.
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Norm Macdonald = #1 to me. Your list is spot on but I don't know the Marx Bros or Dean Martin enough to say they are in the top ten (for me) like the others. Just give Jonathan Winters a belt and let him go..... Although, he was not dry in his humor.

Also Red Skelton. Henny Youngman.

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We went to see Ron White when he was young and upcoming at a local comedy club. He was already the headliner, and had a couple of good warm up comedians. He had us laughing so hard I was really hoping he would tell a dud joke so I could catch my breath. My sides were hurting.

The next day I felt like I had been in a car crash, and my face hurt the most.
Ron White: I got a van

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Now Mitch, I don't get it, but he just did not land for me.

Clearly there is massive talent but it's just too dark.
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