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We went to see Ron White when he was young and upcoming at a local comedy club. He was already the headliner, and had a couple of good warm up comedians. He had us laughing so hard I was really hoping he would tell a dud joke so I could catch my breath. My sides were hurting.
The next day I felt like I had been in a car crash, and my face hurt the most.
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My husband makes me laugh. Seriously. He's not a great joke teller but funny stuff he does makes me DIE laughing! Our son children are also extremely funny - both great story tellers with a perfect sense of timing and the ability to see the humor in awkward situations!
Our house has always been filled with laughter. ![]() angela
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My older brother too. The guy just has a way of cracking me up.
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Now Mitch, I don't get it, but he just did not land for me.
Clearly there is massive talent but it's just too dark.
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