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I need a man.
Haha. Not like that...
I canceled my kayak fishing trip today. I wanted to rest up. BIG MISTAKE. my wife said. “I want to rearrange the furniture “. Ku-raaap!. Quick mental check list of any guy friends that could help. Nope. I moved too far away from most of them and I know mostly women here. I rearranged the house solo. Then I spent a few hours pulling an ancient potato vine hedge out of a wood fence. The fence is getting replaced and the fencing companies exact words, “we are fence builders not gardeners “ My arms feel like jello and my body is vibrating. I am so wuuuuppped. Beyond tired. I’m wearing sweat pants and sipping wine for the rest of the day. I’m helping a guy work on his FJ mid week. That dude is gonna owe me. My wife is still scanning the house. Ku-raap. I’m calling his ass next time. On the bright side, we turned a spare room into a TV room. Much better WiFi. Next. New bedroom set.
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Back in the saddle again
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Bask in the glow of the sense of accomplishment and the gratitude from the missus!
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"mmmmm.... I liked it better the way it was before.... Let's move it back...."
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It's just in similar situations, I feel more comfortable if there is some indication the Mrs. is really happy with the end result. An acknowledgment - "Gee this is SOOO much better than before"
And then a written statement of such, signed, notarized, and copied in triplicate. Perhaps an audio tape in states where that is permissible in court of law. |
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You need furniture slides. I can move furniture by myself with those.
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Yer on the wrong damn forum for trolling ... and missed a 12lb bass today too
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Vash, you bastard! Now you are just showing off how many chick friends you have up there.
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Did you get the memo?
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Do everything badly. Maybe she’ll eventually stop asking you.
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